Lumara's Application

[Marraa]

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Lumara (Main) – Shaman – Restoration (0/13/58) and Elemental (57/14/0) – 80
Lifeknightt – Death Knight – FOTM Leveling Spec – 71 (eventually PVP and tanking)
Imbaz – Mage – Varies – 70 (Old Main from WoW classic days)
EDIT: Forgot One: Uhtt - Paladin - Holy - 67 (Joined at the hip with Wife's char Crickk "Crickk-Uhtt")

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
George or Geo

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
29 (256179 Hours as of the writing of this application)

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Zul'Jin Realm Forums
http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/thread.html?topicId=14498292671&sid=1

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
I want to raid and improve without giving up my life.

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?
The leadership of the guild, me included, does not wish to recruit more people needed to raid.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?'
No

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Certainly!

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
3) If everyone is there, pass the gnome by and go in.  If we are waiting, I peel him off my shoe after stepping on him.

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
3) Let the group know and see if they want to kill him.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
Both

Does .Net suck?
No, as software it is incapable of performing fellatio.   

Whiskey or whisky?
Whiskey

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Fun, Raiding, Camaraderie, Loot, Crafting, Wine, PVP, Music, Altaholism, Women

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
tarnnscode(filename);

Can you follow kill order?
Yes

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
Yes.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
I am now!

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
Because I am part of "Goull's Group" (Goull, Tarnn, Rhowin and myself).

Attached is a picture of a dinosaur to enhance my application.

[Ethics]

im pretty sure this is the most win app HDL has ever seen (since mine atleast)

[Cella]

The dino makes this app a deff invite.

[Tessekai]

Attached is a picture of a dinosaur to enhance my application.

I lol'd.

Spoke to his priest friend for several minutes in game today. These guys are a group of contingent apps.

[Vitandus]

Invited 17 May 2009.