Carmencita. 80. Priest.

[Carmencita]

Applicants to Horde Defense League:

Please copy this application into a new post in this forum and answer the questions in-line.  Please note that are no right answers, only wrong ones. A member of [HDL] will contact you both in-game and on-boards for any further information.

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Carmencita, Priest, Holy/Disc, 80.

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Carmen

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

20. Mental age: 5

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

lol i have no answer um kitty.

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

Lonelyless i think and i miss my guys/uncles :D ( pat, dave, mouse and rodito)

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?

Amy Winehouse's lover left so i guess im leaving too but i dont rly wanna go to the guild he is now.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

fuck no

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

fuck no :)

Addendum, 23 February 2008 - we are very full on melee DPS and are at capacity for tanks. We are currently seeking ranged DPS, and will always welcome healers.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

lol i kill every flagged alli or try to... im holy so i sucky sucky

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

same kill the shiny thingy

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

tea bag is when i put my ballsack in your mouth after you die to laugh at you :)

Does .Net suck?

?

Whiskey or whisky?

doesnt matter, ill end up barfing, hugging the toilet anyway


Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

alcohol, fun, um play some wow :)

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database. 

fu:)

Can you follow kill order?

yes

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?}
um sure :)

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

LOL im cynical
and angry enough to join, also under geeared
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]

doh. :suicide: :broomhorse: :ttuwp: :rockband: :lightsaberduel:

[Acree]

ZOMG!  Is this some sort of joke???  Its Carmen!



-Mark

[Ethics]

i vote no, because SHE DIDNT USE HER REAL NAME IN THE APP!!!!1!!!!

[Vitandus]

Do you have three references?

[flambe]

Show us your boobs.

[Carmencita]

Do you have three references?

didnt understand  :( :-\

[WowSherri]

So is showing your boobs a new requirement for joining the guild?

[wildcard]

So is showing your boobs a new requirement for joining the guild?

I vote yes!  Why didn't you think of this before?!

[Capuloclavo]

So is showing your boobs a new requirement for joining the guild?

It's the ONLY thing that got me in.

[Raikoh]

I jus want Carmen back to watch Tolgark go fuckin bonkers  ;D

[Ethics]

I jus want Carmen back to watch Tolgark go fuckin bonkers  ;D

can we bring back geordie too??? plz plz plz

[Tolgark]

 >:(

[WowSherri]

So is showing your boobs a new requirement for joining the guild?

It's the ONLY thing that got me in.

Ok Rod now I am interested here.  I want to see the boobs that got you in the guild.   :o

[Tessekai]

I betcha Rod's rockin the double Ds with dinner plate nipples.

[wildcard]

I betcha Rod's rockin the double Ds with dinner plate nipples.

Damn you!  I nearly choked on my soda!