Why I like numbers and not 3rd party anecdotes

[Vitandus]

http://www.newscientist.com/article/mg20227115.500-humans-prefer-cockiness-to-expertise.html

[Kotodama]

So now you all know why Pat always opens with "Lets look at the numbers ...."

And why Pataraga/Phillip always opened with "Oh noes, my connection is bad gotta go!"

[wildcard]

So now you all know why Pat always opens with "Lets look at the numbers ...."

And why Pataraga/Phillip always opened with "Oh noes, my connection is bad gotta go!"

And why Chuck opens with, "Hey, sailor, can I push in your stool?"

[Winchcombe]

Oh Pat, we all know the real reason you like numbers:

[One Ear]

Pat is Blasian, we all know this. Which is why Kyndi calls him Tiger.