Jezusbeamz Application

[Jezusbeamz]

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Jezusbeamz: Shaman / Resto / 80

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Peter

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
19

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

In a conversation about raiding guilds

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

The raiding schedule fits for me as well as the non hardcore part

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?

I am leaving my current guild because no one ever comes online anymore, thus making guild runs quite impossible

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

No

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

Yes

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

1

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

1

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

1

Does .Net suck?

Not sure how to answer that one :P

Whiskey or whisky?

Whiskey


Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

Fun, women, raiding, music, wine

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

What?

Can you follow kill order?

Of course

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

Yes

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

Not really

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]

I'm o k with just about anything

[Ethics]

what are your opinions on sara palin, and/or her daughter being double teamed by me and a horse?

[Jezusbeamz]

I would watch it, but I cant seem to choose between you and the horse :)

[Ethics]

I would watch it, but I cant seem to choose between you and the horse :)

haha he gets my vote.

[Winchcombe]

I vote yes solely because "Peter" is a euphemism for penis.

[Daemus]

With a name like Jezusbeamz, does this mean you are only going to spam Chain Heal?   ;D

[Capuloclavo]

If voted in, he needs to be brainwashed "A Clockwork Orange" style, to instill an overwhelming hatred of Gnomes and their kind.   Always, always kill the Gnome.

[Vitandus]

Invited, 24 July 2009/