Bad, bad Craigslist ad.

[Vitandus]

So bad. So right.

[James]

I think that's pretty win. If I was missing my legs, I'd consider it. That sounds like a lot of fun (the party part, not the legs-missing part). But, yeah, I'm sure some people on the lookout to be victims will pounce at this.

"I lost my left ring finger in a drunken fishing accident back in '74! This shit is insensitive to all of us that are missing limbs! That's a lawsuit, mister!"

[Frosti]

Totally lame! Why wouldn't he just use a fake c3po? And it would be much lighter!