Job for Pittsburgh Joe

[Vitandus]

"While portraying an alcoholic in Leaving Las Vegas (his Oscar-winning role) in 1995, he hired an "on set drinking-consultant-poet."

That's Nicholas Cage hiring someone with Joe's dream job.

[Ian]

If Joe ever gets a gig like that, dibs on being a part of his entourage ;P

[Vitandus]

That's the thing - you would have to be part of Nick Cage's entourage.