Warrant out for horse sex accused

[Vitandus]

An arrest warrant has been issued for a Leicester man accused of having sex with a horse and a donkey, after he failed to turn up to court.
Joseph Squires, 66, of Overpark Avenue, is charged with buggery of a donkey between February and April 1999 and buggery with a horse in March 2004.
He is also accused of criminal damage to the animals during the same dates.
He was due to appear at Leicester Crown Court earlier for a plea and case management hearing.
Mr Squires did not attend court and it was heard he had lost touch with his solicitors.
Judge Michael Pert QC issued a bench warrant for his arrest.

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/leicestershire/8444134.stm

[Acree]

Sounds like an upstanding citizen of Rod's caliber. 

[Daemus]

He must have been looking for the sweet sweet lemonade.