Dear diary, today I am applying my holy/disc priest to HDL

[hedonismbot]

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Hedonismbot
Priest
Holy and Disc
Level 9000 (80)

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
dina

Player age -
21

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Noticed the name around places.

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
impress the ladies

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
I have transferred from Haomarush. My main was a hunter but a couple of weeks ago our guild finished ICC (normal 25) and now I want to heal bitches for some reason.

What do you want from a guild?
I would really like to see strong, fair leadership.

Can you follow kill order?
uh huh

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
I am a mostly raid oriented player. However I do have my fair share of arena experience.

Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
I can.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
yeah

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
I can definitely do that.

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
I expect it and want it.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
Yes. I only refuse to use DBM on Jaraxxus.

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
Holy/disc. I prefer holy.

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
Holy: PoM on CD, circle on CD, flash everything else.
Disc: PoM on CD, bubble heart out, flash raid members

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
I'm not the biggest fan of haste because once you hit a point it affects you so minimally (.02 seconds shorter flash heals and etc.). I definitely up for a debate about it though if anyone feels passionately.
Also, I'm not going to get the t10 priest chest. Just waiting on the hands and then I'm 4 set.

What do you think of Gearscore?
GS IS EVERYTHINGekjlraejkrw

PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
If it's melee gnome- dot it then run awayyyyy.

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
/nosepick at him then continue on my way

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
definitely what you're getting on your face after wipes

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?
battlegrounds usually, but arenas when I feel like concentrating. they're the real challenge.

What is your favorite battleground? Why?
I like alterac valley because you can sit in your base and chill behind the polls, peeping out and killing shit.

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.
GEM STAM NEVER FAIL

Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
pretty good. want to get better.

Does .Net suck?
the only thing I care about is .gov and staying away from it

Whiskey or whisky?
whiskey. did you know in Argentina when they take pictures, instead of saying 'cheese' they say 'whiskeeeey'.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
raiding to get the loot to get the women
ladies are impressed by that type of thing, right?

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
/wrists

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
ToC 5m. i turn my speakers up real loud when it's paletress cuz her voice melts my insides.

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
nah

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
uh huh

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
need to fill up my rage bar

[Tarn]

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
/wrists

I'm not sure how effective that would be. You did do a nice job in VoA 10.

[Goull]

Who do you think would win in a fight, a troll or a rogue?

[hedonismbot]

Who do you think would win in a fight, a troll or a rogue?

how about the rogue is a troll and he is doing a tyler durden?
cuz that's win for everyone and then we can join their fight club

[Winchcombe]

Who do you think would win in a fight, a troll or a rogue?

Hrusk.

Only level 80 paladins impress the ladies.  I vote no.

[Puddiin]

Who do you think would win in a fight, a troll or a rogue?

Hrusk.

Only level 80 paladins impress the ladies.  I vote no.

only joe is allowed to impress the ladies, duh!

[hedonismbot]

Who do you think would win in a fight, a troll or a rogue?

Hrusk.

Only level 80 paladins impress the ladies.  I vote no.

lol I'll only take the lesbian ones; promise.
there'll be plenty left for ya

[Chris/Mags]

Who do you think would win in a fight, a troll or a rogue?

Hrusk.

Only level 80 paladins impress the ladies.  I vote no.

lol I'll only take the lesbian ones; promise.
there'll be plenty left for ya

woot.. oh.. hrm.. wait a minute..