Arzalla

[PamMarie]

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Arzalla, Hunter, Beast Master, Level 11

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Pam-Marie

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
24

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Jen (not the crazy one)

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
For fun!

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
Non-existent.

What do you want from a guild?
Epic levels of amusement. Also, the ending of harassment from other guilds.

Can you follow kill order?
Yes.

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
Casual Player.

Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.

What do you think of Gearscore?


PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?

What is your favorite battleground? Why?

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.

Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
Pretty much a noob.

Does .Net suck?
I'm on a Mac. Not applicable.

Whiskey or whisky?
Whiskey

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Fun, Music, Camaraderie, Women/Men, Wine, Loot, Altaholism, Crafting, Raiding, PVP

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
Umm... No?

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
I don't know yet!

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
Nope. Pretty indifferent to all those things.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-
geared toons?
Yep!

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]?
Because I find angry, cynical people to be rather entertaining.

[Iridisia]

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Jen (not the crazy one)

I added that part. Because I remember the time I asked Pat to invite my alt.

[Winchcombe]

You're related to Jen, that's strike one.

You didn't answer a lot of the application questions, so that's strike two.

Jen vouched for you personally, so that's a resounding strike three.


I vote no.

[Iridisia]

Joe why is your main El Stingray? We all know he is the pinnacle of manliness and you are the pinnacle of drunk. That's not the same thing.

[Winchcombe]

We all know he is the pinnacle of manliness and you are the pinnacle of drunk. That's not the same thing.

Incorrect.  Ernest Hemingway.

[Iridisia]

Ok. The pinnacle of non-famous drunk.

[Kiero]

There is no such thing as a non-crazy Jen.

Also, what are forks used for?

[Thraice]

... Also, what are forks used for?

For stabbing people with, obviously!

[Iridisia]

There is no such thing as a non-crazy Jen.

Also, what are forks used for?

She said eating and/or brushing hair.

[Kiero]

You need to teach her the ways, Jen.

[Iridisia]

You need to teach her the ways, Jen.

I will. I will make it my life's work. Or at least a few hours. I have a short attention span.

[Skippy]

This can only be trouble.

[Thraice]

This can only be trouble.

Mhmm.