Application to join

[Capuloclavo]

Let me add...

Like Tulion stated above we are extremely vulgar at times and very politically incorrect.
Whatever your religious preference, racial background, or cultural identity - you will be made fun of. Just be sure to give back as good as you get, we're all fair targets, and pretty laid back about it.

Case in point:  I am a cracker assed honky from West Virginia.  I am made fun of regularly by the guild about being an ignorant, backwards, sister fucking redneck who has copious amounts of sex with various farm animals.  I am accused of taking breaks between raids so that I can go fornicate with one of the several dogs I own.  I once got confused over which animal I was accused of fucking, because I believed I was accused of fucking a cow and I counted 8 tits (Cows have 4, dogs have 8).  The Guild laughed at me about this for weeks.

I am also accused of being a child eating Satan worshiper because I say things that are so frighteningly violent they make Muslims run crying to their Imams, Jews run sobbing to their Rabbis, Christians run screaming to their Priests, and the Devil wonder if a new boss has moved into town.

Personally, I think it's all pretty damned funny.  Feel free to call me an inbred Satan worshiping pig fucker, I'll laugh.  Just remember, that's the kind of guild we are.

Welcome to Horde Defense League.  The Angriest Guild on Zul'Jin.

[flambe]

Invited 12/11/08

[Carmencita]

rodito :) <3 hes not mean hes the sweetest guy ive ever met ;D ;D