Tullaude's App

[ubergeek2012]

Character name(s), class(s), and level(s)
Tullaude, Priest, 68
Iryia, Rogue, 60
Byrr, Deathknight, 58
Tryk, Hunter, 30
Brika, Warlock, 30
Sadakrill, Paladin, 23

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Bob

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only.
30

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Tolgark

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
Tolgark and Korrtez are buddies.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
No, I have a job and occasionally like to breath oxygen.

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Nope, that would cut into D&D time.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
1.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
1.

Does .Net suck?
Your mom's a .Net.

Whiskey or whisky?
If it ain't top shelf I don't give a rat's ass.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Fun, Camaraderie, Women, Music, Loot, Wine, Altaholism, Crafting, Raiding, PVP.


Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
10 PRINT "HELLO WORLD"
20 GOTO 10

Can you follow kill order?
Yes, although I've tanked or healed almost every instance run I've been on.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
Yes.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
Sounds like Korrtez to me.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
What?  I thought this was an AA meeting.

[flambe]

Jon voted no.. but invited anyway :)

[Korrtez]

Jon just doesn't want to admit that there might be people out there that we like better than him  ;D

[Ethics]

Jon just doesn't want to admit that there might be people out there that we like better than him  ;D

this is a bullshit statement. imo