Shizuru, 80 Paladin

[Dave]

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Shizuru, 80 Holy Paladin. I have some tanking gear on her and somewhat extensive pally and warrior tanking experience.
Shizaki, 80 Blood Death Knight. Also have some tanking gear.
I also have a Rogue, Hunter, and Warrior who aren't 80.

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Asian Dave

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
24

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
I was a member of Novus Suscipio, and since I left that guild I've maintained contact with Patrick.

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
I need to see green chat on my screen. But really, I'd like to whore my heals out to whoever needs it. You guys have helped me before, I feel like I should return the favor.

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?
I may have possibly somewhat destroyed the guild I was in. That's a story for later though. Short version is they don't raid anymore and I don't like them.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
No

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
Yep

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
No

Addendum, 22 Dec 2008 - we are very full on DPS builds. If you are DPS, you will be on a longer rotation schedule than our tanks and healers.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
3. I'd at least let the pug know I'm killing someone. A 1 on 1 wouldn't take long.

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
3. Rally the group and gang-rape the gnome.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
2.

Does .Net suck?
Sure, why not?

Whiskey or whisky?
Whisky

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Women
Wine (alcohol)
Fun
Music
Camaraderie
PVP
Raiding
Altaholism
Crafting
Loot

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
Blow me and I will.

Can you follow kill order?
Yes

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
Yep

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
Sounds like me.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
You gotta do some crazy things sometimes.

[flambe]

Shizuru? That scrub?!

Look for me in game bro.

My current list of characters:
Flambe
Hpv
Aarrgh
Snyper
Mooseknukkle
Rohg

[Korrtez]

Should have just joined when we talked about it a month ago.

[Vitandus]

I think you have all of my character names - I would have invited you last night, but you were still in UHO. When you're ready, give me a shout.