Application to HDL

[Beef]

Applicants to Horde Defense League:

Please copy this application into a new post in this forum and answer the questions in-line.  Please note that are no right answers, only wrong ones. A member of [HDL] will contact you both in-game and on-boards for any further information.

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Beef, lvl 80 Druid--currently tanking specced, but am flexible

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Beef is fine

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

25

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

A person I run with a lot, Holiterra. She just became a member herself

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

Becuase I like to fill out web forms and post them in message boards. Oh, and i heard you guys are a fun guild.

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?

They're slowly gearing up for Outland levelling...

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

I think my contacts would dry out if i were that hardcore

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

I can certainly

Addendum, 22 Dec 2008 - we are very full on DPS builds. If you are DPS, you will be on a longer rotation schedule than our tanks and healers.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

/point
/laugh

proceed to instance

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

1. and only 1. ever.

Does .Net suck?

I think i played that game once...

Whiskey or whisky?

Scotch

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

Yes

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

#!/usr/bin/perl

print "Too much work, not enough play makes Beef sad \:\( \n";

Can you follow kill order?

yes

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

I do now.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

I'll fit right in.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]

[Vitandus]

I have never seen you online!