Applicants to Horde Defense League:
Please copy this application into a new post in this forum and answer the questions in-line. Please note that are no right answers, only wrong ones. A member of [HDL] will contact you both in-game and on-boards for any further information.
Character name(s), Bogrot lvl 80 warrior(duel spec arms/prot), Tartha level 78 shaman elemental (will duel spec resto when i have cash) Rastatrol 70 priest, Urthraka 73 hunter
Player name Mike (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Player age - 40 (too old to be playing silly games like this? nah).
Where did you hear about [HDL]? RRaagnaarr told me you were back
Why do you want to join [HDL]? Got tired of the elitist jerks in who take this game way to seriously an want to just have some fun with friends
If you are in a guild, why are you leaving? Udder Perfection see prev answer
Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
No but I can dedicate 4 days and will not be upset or whiny if more dedicated people get raid slots before me ( I promise)
If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
Doh you tricked me!
Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
NO! I'm pouting now I will only raid once a week
Addendum, 23 February 2008 - we are very full on melee DPS and are at capacity for tanks. We are currently seeking ranged DPS, and will always welcome healers.
You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
#3 flag kill gnome dance on it's body then proceed to instance with a sense of pure satisfaction.
(true answer Flag attack gnome and die horribly because it's an overpowered deathKnight, rez and return with a burning for revenge! 4 hours and 37 deaths later log off while bitterly cursing blizzard developers)
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
A verb
Does .Net suck?
Don't believe it has the required anatomy to do so.
Whiskey or whisky?
neither it's WHISKEY!
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Pie, FUN, Comeraderie, Women, Fun, Raiding, Fun, PVP, Alcholism, Fun, Altaholism, more pie
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
HUH?
Can you follow kill order?
Yes who do you want me to kill.
We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
Yes
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
Are you aware that Bogrot is an undergeared toon played by a bitter sarcastic jerk.
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
To find an outlet for my psychotic behavior
as long as he says kill the gnome im happy :)
Oh good lord... I love the answers he gave. I was dying laughing reading it. ;D
BOGROT!
Holy shit bro!
Find me in game!
Flambe
Aarrgh
Hpv
Rohg
Dave!
Quote from: flambe on Thu, 2009-04-23 : 02:41
BOGROT!
Holy shit bro!
Find me in game!
I told you he'd be surprised, Mike. :)
Invited April 23 2009
Quote from: bogrot on Thu, 2009-04-23 : 01:20
Player age - 40 (too old to be playing silly games like this? nah).
Nice. More "old-timers" like me.
Quote from: bogrot on Thu, 2009-04-23 : 01:20
Can you follow kill order?
Yes who do you want me to kill.
A good variation on my standard "Alright, tell me who to kill"
Quote from: bogrot on Thu, 2009-04-23 : 01:20
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
Are you aware that Bogrot is an undergeared toon played by a bitter sarcastic jerk.
Christ on a crutch, there'll be another person like Pat and I in the Guild??
Quote from: bogrot on Thu, 2009-04-23 : 01:20
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
To find an outlet for my psychotic behavior
Either I have another twin, or a split personality. Did I apply to HDL again when I was drunk?