HDL

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Bigpunisher, 80 Undead Rogue, CQC Combat
Bigpun, 63 Death Knight, Unholy
Shamanagans, 23 Shaman, Enchance

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Chris

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

27

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

A PUG VoA Raid

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

I liked the members I raided with in the PuG

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding? Probably not

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?  Good

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

Yes, but my schedule at work changes so they cant be the same nights every weeks.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

3) I would kill him, there is no doubt about that, but it would be quick enough to still make it on time to the raid.  

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

Again, I would down the gnome so quick it would be a non-issue.  I would be on time.  

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

2) a verb.

Does .Net suck?

I dont know

Whiskey or whisky?

Whiskey

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

My Girlfriend, My Job, Fun, Raiding, Camaraderie, Loot, Music, Crafting, PvP

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

I dont know what that means.

Can you follow kill order?

Absolutely

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

Absolutely

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

as long as angry and cynical is done in a humerus and in a not insulting way, I am good with it.  It stops being fun when feelings are being hurt.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]

You all seem cool and I think i would fit in.

Find an officer in-game.

Flambe
Aarrgh
Hpv
Kellanon
Vitandus

my single goal in wow actualy is to hurt peoples feelings. it makes me feel better about myself and how much my life sucks. oh well at least i have a huge dick.

Quote from: tulion on Tue, 2009-05-12 : 19:31
oh well at least i have a huge dick.

That's true.  In fact, I saw "big punisher" and thought it was your penis filing its own separate account on the HDL site...

Invited, 12 May 2009. Blame Jon.