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Town Square => Applications => Topic started by: Tacobeef on Fri, 2009-07-24 : 16:14

Title: Tacobeef Application
Post by: Tacobeef on Fri, 2009-07-24 : 16:14
Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Tacobeef, druid, resto/boomkin, 80

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Juan Carlos

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
31, but I sound funny in vent (I'm a midget in real life :D, but this is a story for another time :P)

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
from my friend Peter, aka Jezusbeamz

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
I've been told you are a casual guild with good people that "gets shit done"... in other words, pros that don't let success take away the fun from the game.

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?
I'm not in a guild since... well, 2-3 months. I have only been in 4 different guilds since I started playing this toon 2 years ago.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
I don't know, it depends on time, my health and family. I know that your time raids are Sun, Tue, Thu from 20.00 to 23.30EST. I am one hour behind that, so for now it works perfect. I can regularly be on until midnight EST (on winter time, that time changes to 23.00EST). That being said, I don't want to dedicate all week to WoW :P

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
Yes

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Yea, for sure

Addendum, 23 February 2008 - we are very full on melee DPS and are at capacity for tanks. We are currently seeking ranged DPS, and will always welcome healers.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
1) I hate pvp :P

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
3) I guess it depends, if the group asks to go gank the little monster, then sure, I'll have your backs :D

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
3) both

Does .Net suck?
it does... if only i could manage to get Linux to run all my shit including wow, I wouldn't even use windows :P

Whiskey or whisky?
I don't drink

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Fun, Camaraderie, Music, Womem, Raiding, Altaholism, Loot, Crafting, Wine, PVP

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
I have no clue regarding perl scripting... I only managed to study old school BASIC, C++, and Visual Basic, many moons ago. I know some php and html. Right now I'm self-learning 3D modeling.

Can you follow kill order?
of course xD

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
Yes

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
All lies.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
Just looking for fun and having more friends... life is lonely here down the border :p
Title: Re: Tacobeef Application
Post by: Winchcombe on Fri, 2009-07-24 : 16:25
Quote(I'm a midget in real life , but this is a story for another time)

Run.

Dave will still catch and sexually assault you, but this way you will get a little more time.


EDIT:

QuoteI don't drink.

Nevermind.  You're safe.  I promise.
Title: Re: Tacobeef Application
Post by: Tacobeef on Fri, 2009-07-24 : 16:34
Quote from: Faraherde on Fri, 2009-07-24 : 16:25
Run.

Dave will still catch and sexually assault you, but this way you will get a little more time.

Sighs... Funny thing is, I don't seem to have that effect on women... I guess I'm not cuddly enough!... that or most men just want to bang anything and I'm an easy target. :P  LOL
Title: Re: Tacobeef Application
Post by: Ethics on Fri, 2009-07-24 : 16:52
Quote from: Tacobeef on Fri, 2009-07-24 : 16:34
Quote from: Faraherde on Fri, 2009-07-24 : 16:25
Run.

Dave will still catch and sexually assault you, but this way you will get a little more time.

Sighs... Funny thing is, I don't seem to have that effect on women... I guess I'm not cuddly enough!... that or most men just want to bang anything and I'm an easy target. :P  LOL


lol
Title: Re: Tacobeef Application
Post by: flambe on Fri, 2009-07-24 : 16:55
A midget?

Automatic entry to the guild. Find me online... or... needless to say I'll find YOU.

Dave!
Title: Re: Tacobeef Application
Post by: flambe on Fri, 2009-07-24 : 17:02
Invited July 24, 09