It could be the whiskey left in my system, or the fact that it's nearly 7:30 a.m. and I have not slept, but I have had....revelations. I have you to thank.
I realized something because I was pondering your name, which sounds French to me, and naturally my heart went out to you and everyone else who may have had friends or family maimed or brutally murdered by Liam Neeson during the filming of his recent documentary, "Taken", wherein he kicks the asses of everyone in an entire country because someone took his daughter.
I hear he punched a guy so hard that Gene Roddenberry is strongly considering slightly altering the Prime Directive to "Never interfere with Liam Neeson, regardless of planet or dimension." But that is not the point.
Anway, I have never been much of a conspiracy theorist, but aside from when Cobra toppled the Eiffel Tower (something else I must assume was a documentary, which took place in real time) I think Liam Neeson's rampage is one of the greatest tragedies in the recent history of France. So then I got to thinking on other disasters, and I did some digging. I found...shocking evidence that throws everything we know about our Middle East policy into question. I present to you what really happened on September 11th, whose terrible and heart-wrenching anniversary is not so far away, enhanced by my own state of the art imaging software:
(http://i31.tinypic.com/20j1ob9.jpg)
I will try to discover whether or not the American government took his daughter first, but knowing Liam Neeson I think we must have done something to deserve it. Rethink America, ladies and gentlemen, I implore you.
"No more drugs for THIS man!"
wow seriously.
And why the fuck am I posting at 10am, and not gotten sleep? I got Lliam Neeson's back yo!
Quote from: wildcard on Tue, 2009-08-18 : 08:30
"No more drugs for THIS man!"
On the contrary.... more drugs for this man.
This is your brain on booze.
its shit like this that would make me think seriously about having a 3some with jigglypuff
This is Joe's Brain without LOTS of Booze!!!