Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Martiallocke, Warlock, Affliction but anything works, 72
Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Daniel (Ooka, mart, whichever)
Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
24
Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Probably about half a year ago. SPC was still alive before my long hiatus, when I returned Desden and Tolg where the people I recongnized and found my current guild to be a graveyard. Time to jump ship and kick ass!
Why do you want to join [HDL]?
People I know are in HDL. Plus, raiding can be fun--don't know if I'll actually be able to do much--but its for the people mostly.
What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
Envoys of Atrocity, guild aspoded. Ashes of the Horde, leaders didn't lead, Vagueradian ended up leading our successful raids. When shit hit the fan the guild split--casuals stayed, Raiders and followers of Vague followed him to Sickness (or something). Vague then ended up going to Iraq, so the guild somewhat hung out. After that, when I returned from yet another hiatus most of the people from Sickness were in SPC, so I went there. However awesome it was, real life things needed more attention, so I went on a vacation. When I returned, SPC was a graveyard, so I looked around for some new people to hang with.
What do you want from a guild?
The company's nice, plus we can own shit together.
Can you follow kill order?
So this deuche bag, then that one. Got it! Can I dot them all or focus on one?
Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player? If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
I'm more casual atm. My classes prevent me from getting serious, however after the semester is done I'm pretty much free until I get into the college I'm trying
to enter. Once there, I'll probably vanish as I pursue my batchelor's.
Raiding Questions
Nyar?!
Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
No wai.
If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
Wai.
Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Possibly. But not deep into the night (past 12pm PST)
Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
Wai!
We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
Na, but I can.
What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
Whatever kicks more ass. Affliction seems to fit me nicely--more survivability!--however, demo or destruction could work as well. Haven't played around with them much atm.
What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
Nyar? Don't know yet, I'll have to play with them a little.
Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
Whatever makes me faster, better, stronger, better than I was before. PvP usually stam, Raiding usually +hit and +damage.
PVP Questions
RAR!
You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
2)!
Addon: What CLASS is the gnome. If its rogue, screw that. OP little bastards.
If its something I can take on: DEATH TO THE ALLIANCE! Gotta be smart about owning puny alliance, lest ye be dead. Plus, depends on if the pug seems to want PvP. Oh yeah, /gu Oy! Der's a corpse here, come violate it.
You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
Same at the last question, but I see what the group wants to do. We're all blood thirsty here!
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
A Verb my man, a verb. And no, you don't want to put it in boiling water.
Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?
Battlegrounds! Rogues are less OP there. Arenas are somewhat broken as far as I'm concerned. The imballances in class ballance are far too obvious there.
What is your favorite battleground? Why?
AV, but I haven't played the others yet. Mass warfare baby, run in dot the crap out of everyone, drop a fearbomb and watch the chaos unfold as the battle is waged. Correction, OLD AV, when the teams actually fought each other instead of just running to the leaders. >.>
Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.
Resil, (Afflic Spell Power/Destro Critical Strike), (Afflic Hit rating/Destro Spell power) hit rating. Then again, I loath arena and think its a steamy pile of shit.
Social Questions
How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
Casual expert in my class. Gimmy about a month, and I'll be back up to specialist level with the Warlock class.
Does .Net suck?
Nyar. . . *shrugs* Maybe?
Whiskey or whisky?
Spell check says Whiskey, but whatever gets you drunk buddy!
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Being-Awesome, Fun, Camaraderie, Women/Men, Music, PVP, Loot, Raiding, Wine, Altaholism, Crafting.
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
Ask me later. But--Anything that is a challenge!
Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
Hahahaha, my hot button is. . . hmm. Direct insults, thats about it. I usually let people know when they're treading the line. If the blatantly ignore it, then, sir I'll take that as a declaration of war.
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
Psh, gear doesn't mean anything, only drinking the blood out of your opponet's skull!
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
Do you want to kill gnomes? Why not, lets drink to war, slam our mugs together with a lewd cheer, and have fun killing people!
Dresden and Tolgark have friends????
Yeah. We've been guilded with Martial on and off for a long time.
Find an officer and we'll get ya aboard!