Saw this on the priest forums. Thought I would share ;D
Role a Druid or Paladin: It will break your little heart how easily they can tank, then go back and heal the same stuff you are healing.
Roll a Shaman: It will sicken you how well 3 buttons can heal. Literally you will vomit on your keyboard when you think of the 12 buttons you need to do the same thing as Chain Heal and a totem.
Role an easy DPS: I'm not talking about the non-linear rotations of Spriests.. I'm talking rogue/hunter hit attack and watch the meters FLY! All that will do is make you wish you played that toon more.. and you probably will.
Stick with groups full of fail - you didn't sign a contract with them!! End the misery by "disconnecting" or better yet show them how 3 people died to poison cloud and leave them to pug another healer. Otherwise you get those headaches.. you know the ones.
Read too much into the forums Good grief with all the QQ around priests you'd think people wouldn't take us into RFC or Wailing Caverns! Just remember priests are a prickly bunch of people that always think they know what's best and your spec sucks and theirs is better.. and oh yeah you gem wrong.. and your choice of spells is wrong... Do yourself a favor and treat the forums like the Jerry Springer show; it's entertainment, not the news.
Accept all random duels I'm not talking to you stud PvPers out there, but to the average priest running around in town and that rogue 2 levels higher than you offers a duel. Listen, all priests have been there. At some point in our careers we've been a doormat to somebody, and usually that somebody challenges every priest he sees. Especially when we are in our Holy raid healing spec... oooh feel big now Mr. My-Burst-is-Ridiculous?
Run with lots of Holy Palys This will only make you jealous of plate.. and shield.. and their bubble.. and their mana efficiency. The grass is always greener on the other side! Then they switch specs and tank or DPS like a god, and you realize they don't only have grass, but a pool.
Make a second priest Good grief you masochist! Get yourself some help, sure love to heal but roll another healer and see how they do it! Seriously.. get help.
the last rules contradicts either rule 1 or 2
What baffles me is the use of "role" and "roll" for the same meaning. Hate to be a grammar nazi but, my god!
Yes, and he uses "good grief" too much.
Quote from: T-Bird on Fri, 2009-10-09 : 13:00
What baffles me is the use of "role" and "roll" for the same meaning. Hate to be a grammar nazi but, my god!
I'm the same way. And I love how people respond, "Well, it's the internet, people KNOW what I mean..."
Still no excuse to communicate like an uneducated heathen! :)
IMHO, if a person can't spend the time to be literate, what they are saying isn't important to me. It certainly isn't important enough to them to actually spend time on it, it appears.
The above critique is just yet another case of grass is always greener for everyone but the class I play.