General Info
Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Zizek 32(and climbing) ass/sub rogue
Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Jon
Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
26
Where did you hear about [HDL]?
I was using the guild recruitment channel looking for a guild that was not all 14 year olds spamming guild chat with stupid shit.
Why do you want to join [HDL]?
Because it seems that you guys accept casual adult players and I do not want to be in a guild with a bunch of children.
What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
I got invited to 'the forgotten anarchy' when I was level 7 just looking for human interaction while leveling. It turned out to be too much bickering so I dropped the tag and have been guildless since.
What do you want from a guild?
Interesting conversation when nothing much is going on. People willing to run instances or form bg groups when there are enough.
Can you follow kill order?
I don't know what this is, but Im pretty sure there wouldn't be a problem.
Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player? If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
Casual/PvP. I play these sorts of games exclusively for pvp.
Raiding Questions
Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
Probably not.
If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
See previous answer.
Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Possibly.
Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
Yes.
We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
No, but that should not be a problem.
What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
I am ass/sub rogue and thats all I plan on playing with this char.
What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
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Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
I wear what I get.
PVP Questions
You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
If theres pvp to be had then pvp will be had.
You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
Ask in guild chat, if people are waiting on me then I would choose 1...if there was time I would kill the gnome and then proceed to the instance although I would be slightly sad I didnt get to kill him.
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
Not as good as a french press.
Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?
Ideally, I would prefer world pvp because its more exciting and you don't know whats going to happen. I have not found it to be as good as I would like and has been in other games. BGs are fun to pass the time.
What is your favorite battleground? Why?
I don't have a favorite. I think CTF is stupid though.
Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.
I don't know.. crit, resilience, hit, atk (guess)
Social Questions
How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
Not sure how to answer this since its in the social section? I used to play a few years ago as a gnome rogue and I got bored. I am back while waiting for responses for applications to graduate schools and playing more than I should be. I like to be friendly with the people I play with and not bicker.
Does .Net suck?
It depends if you are getting paid 100k to program in it or not.
Whiskey or whisky?
Depends on where the bottle you are drinking it from was distilled.
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
wine, fun, women, camaraderie, music, pvp
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
I would but my teeth my start to hurt after too much chomping.
What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
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Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
No. I like politics but tend not to discuss them since most people are idiots.
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
Sounds perfect.
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
Looking for adults and this questionnaire was fun to fill out.
Seems like an interesting enough guy. So, Z, how do you feel about dogs, horses, and Jurassic Park?
Im a big fan of dogs. I always had one and while I lived in Alaska for 2 years I was working under some pro mushers as a handler. I think dogs with costumes on probably hate their owners.
I dont have any strong opinions on horses or Jurassic Park. I wanted a pony when I was 7 and read Jurassic Park for a book report in middle school before it was made into a movie. Jeff Goldblum is pretty sweet.
so would you say youre a pro dog handler?
Quote from: tulion on Sun, 2010-01-31 : 23:34
so would you say youre a pro dog handler?
It's a trap!
No. I'd say I rendered some services to get access to use of equipment and dog teams for recreational use.
How many pro dog handlers are in HDL? Is this an expectation?
Quote from: Tessekai on Sun, 2010-01-31 : 23:54
Quote from: tulion on Sun, 2010-01-31 : 23:34
so would you say youre a pro dog handler?
It's a trap!
Yeah, I stared about this for about 2 minutes figuring out if we were still talking about canines or not.
Quote from: zizek on Sun, 2010-01-31 : 23:55
No. I'd say I rendered some services to get access to use of equipment and dog teams for recreational use.
How many pro dog handlers are in HDL? Is this an expectation?
i too have put in work to aquire access to dogs and equipment. the only pro dog handler in the guild is tessakai.. but she's amazing at it.
Touche.
Just checking in for any update. Dinged 51 today.
Zizek: Just drop any HDL member a tell in-game and we'll chat.
Invited, 14 Feb 2010.