General Info
Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Circlecircle, Warlock, Destro/Afflic, 80 (Also have 80 tree druid alt)
Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Dan
Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
19
Where did you hear about [HDL]?
One of your officers was nice enough to respond to my guild fishing post on the Zul'jin forums
Why do you want to join [HDL]?
I want a fun casual guild that still likes to raid a little bit. Plus, logging into WoW without seeing guild banter is super sad
What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
I've got no real guild history on Zul'jin, but I transferred from Hydraxis at the very beginning of WotLK where I used to be class officer in a casual guild.
What do you want from a guild?
Fun people who can help each other out, instead of some jerk spamming recount and gearscore in a pug raid
Can you follow kill order?
Obvi
Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player? If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
I'm a casual player who likes to raid. I'll hit up bgs for fun, but arenas aren't my thang
Raiding Questions
Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
Nope, but I can dedicate three most weeks. College is still the priority.
If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Definitely
Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
As long as the criticism isn't vicious, of course. I like to see big numbers flash above people's heads, and if you can help me make them bigger I'd love the help.
We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
Yes
What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
Destro main, Afflic off. Currently I'm starting to switch over to affliction as being my main spec, as I like the slightly more complicated rotation. I've also been thinking about replacing one of the specs with Demonology for the Demonic Pact buff and soulfire spam.
What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
Priority systems for both as follows
Destro: Lifetap rank1> immolate>conflagrate>chaos bolt> incinerate filler, keeping Conflagrate and chaos bolt on CD
Affliction: Shadowboltx2>haunt>Nevermelting Ice Crystal Trinket>corruption>Unstable affliction>curse of agony>shadowbolt filler (drain soul replaces shadowbolt under 25%, and I retrinket corruption under 25% on a boss fight)
Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
I try and value stats in this order: hit>sp>haste>spirit=crit. I gem and enchant for pure spellpower mostly, unless I'm under the hit cap
PVP Questions
You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
Ask the group if they want to do some gnome punting, if no one does, I'll just head into the instance
You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
Tell guildies then have a gnome barbeque
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
Depends on how randy I'm feeling
Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?
Battlegrounds, as I like trying to follow the objectives. Arenas are glorified duels, and I'm not much of a dueler
What is your favorite battleground? Why?
Probably either WSG or IoC. WSG because it's small and there's not as much chance to be ganged up on (warlocks are magnets for focus fire), plus fear spamming flag carriers is fun. IoC because there's something really epic about parachuting into a base and bombing the gate down.
Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.
Depends on the spec, but generally Resil, SP, hit to pvp cap, crit
Social Questions
How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
I'm not wtfamzingpwnagebbqsauce, but in general I think I'm a pretty good player, and I'm always wanting to improve
Does .Net suck?
Don't know enough about it to say, but I can't think of any websites that are worthwhile that end in .net
Whiskey or whisky?
Whiskey. Evan Williams was my jam this last summer.
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Fun, Camaraderie, Altohilism, Raiding, Women, Music, wine, crafting, loot, pvp
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
Say whaaaaaaaaaa?
What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
HoR is probably my favorite, just for the challenge. My favorite boss fight is probably Ick in PoS, it's fun dodging the poison, running away when pursued, etc.
Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
Generally I'm pretty laid back and have a good sense of humor. If someone says something that completely offends me though, I will let them know, but they would have to go pretty far.
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
Yep
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
I live in the northeast. Nice, positive people scare me.
Now that you have filled out our exhaustive application, do you have any questions for us? Feel free to ping an [HDL] member online or ask here.
Nothing huge comes to mind except maybe how gDKP runs generally work. Are these the main guild runs, or are these just PuGs on the side? Does gold function as DKP in a gDKP run? For us poor folks, are there non gDKP runs? Just a general clarification of how they operate would be cool.
Quote from: Circlecircle on Sun, 2010-02-14 : 12:29
Nothing huge comes to mind except maybe how gDKP runs generally work. Are these the main guild runs, or are these just PuGs on the side? Does gold function as DKP in a gDKP run? For us poor folks, are there non gDKP runs? Just a general clarification of how they operate would be cool.
The GDKP runs are not HDL Official Raid runs. These are arranged on the side by one of us. The way the gold plays into it is each item is opened for bids. Bids begin at 500 gold and the sky's the limit (i.e., no max bid). Once bidding's closed on an item, it's given to the winner (hopefully you). There aren't any main/off spec calls, if you want it, go for it!
HDL does run a couple 10-man groups weekly into ICC and there are PUG ICC 25 man groups also some of us hop into. There are a number of opportunities to join in on the raiding fun!
Yep, just as James said. Our main raids are Tu/Thurs/Sun and Wed/Mon. The loot is given out based on council decision. The GDKP runs are bonus, PUG runs.
Also, if you had to choose: (http://berries.whybelate.com/images/BPEPics/BandaiChocolateChipmunkPortrait.gif) or (http://berries.whybelate.com/images/BPEPics/BandaiPupcakePortrait.jpg)? Your decision should not be taken lightly.
Assuming no one has gotten you already, ping any HDL member in game and they can get you an invite/direct you to someone who can.
Invited 2/15
Definitely the chipmunk. The dog looks like it's falling on it's face, so it's clearly busted goods or suicidal.
A cookie baking chipmunk with a chef hat? What's not to love about portable baked goods producing rodents?
Quote from: Circlecircle on Mon, 2010-02-15 : 18:17
Definitely the chipmunk. The dog looks like it's falling on it's face, so it's clearly busted goods or suicidal.
A cookie baking chipmunk with a chef hat? What's not to love about portable baked goods producing rodents?
Yes!
Yes! YES!
You ought to know that their names are Chocolate Chipmunk and Pupcake. Clearly Pupcake is more adorable, and I wouldn't want to eat a cookie fondled by a rodent. You've chosen your side.
You're dead to me.
Quote from: Faraherde on Mon, 2010-02-15 : 19:21
You ought to know that their names are Chocolate Chipmunk and Pupcake. Clearly Pupcake is more adorable, and I wouldn't want to eat a cookie fondled by a rodent. You've chosen your side.
You're dead to me.
That mongrel Pupcake is lead around by Custard the cat, anyways. Plus Pupcake endorses http://www.pupcake.com/ (http://www.pupcake.com/), a pet clothes store. Really? Materialistic hound. Meanwhile, Chocolate Chipmunk is encouraging exercise as well as delicious cookies at http://www.chocolatechipmunk.com/ (http://www.chocolatechipmunk.com/). "The Chocolate Chipmunk Trails: Where all your worldly problems are solved with a bike, a trail, and a bag of chocolate chip cookies."
First of all, nice "Oh Nuts!" cancellation policy. Second, the cookies are fat free, which means they suck. Want delicious baked goods? I direct your attention to http://pupcakedogbakery.com/default.aspx (http://pupcakedogbakery.com/default.aspx)
Cakes shaped like paws AND party hats? AND COOKIE PLATTERS? Finally, their mascot: "MIRFIE, Pupcake mascot. Blind, diabetic, loved by all. " You're an asshole who hates disabled animals. There is a special circle in Hell for you.
Quote from: Faraherde on Mon, 2010-02-15 : 19:50
First of all, nice "Oh Nuts!" cancellation policy. Second, the cookies are fat free, which means they suck. Want delicious baked goods? I direct your attention to http://pupcakedogbakery.com/default.aspx (http://pupcakedogbakery.com/default.aspx)
Cakes shaped like paws AND party hats? AND COOKIE PLATTERS? Finally, their mascot: "MIRFIE, Pupcake mascot. Blind, diabetic, loved by all. " You're an asshole who hates disabled animals. There is a special circle in Hell for you.
First of all, they are dog food cakes. I think even fat free cookies are better than dog food. Unless you think the general populace should be eating dog food, hmm? And Mirfie is just a ploy to harp on peoples feelings. If Pupcake was a true entrepreneur, he would be his own mascot. As is, he is nothing but a leech to others' feelings.
I don't see anything regarding a cancellation policy for this dog birthday party site. At least Chocolate Chipmunk is honest and upfront. Clearly Pupcake is hiding something. Try to cancel? Sure. BUT WE REQUIRE YOUR FIRST BORN!
I imagine a birthday party there would be something like the Family Guy visit to Cheesy Charlies.
Fucking Nazi loving dog.