General Info
Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Woland(currently on Nesingwary), Druid, Tank, 80
Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Vlad
Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
Twenty-five
Where did you hear about [HDL]?
guild progression website
Why do you want to join [HDL]?
my server sucks, and i want to trasfer.
What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
not currently in a guild.
What do you want from a guild?
fucking progression.
Can you follow kill order?
i'm a tank.
Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player? If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
Totally raiding.
Raiding Questions
Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
No. probably 3-4, i like to go out and get laid.
If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
N/A
Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Yes, definitely
Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
As long as I'm allowed to criticize in return.
We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
fuck yeah.
What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
Tank and a shitty heal spec. I'm a tank to the bone.
What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
swipe, mangle, maul, lacerate, pee.
Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
stam stam stam.
What do you think of Gearscore?
its a good first indication whether a person is not retarded.
PVP Questions
I don't PVP so i refuse to answer these.
You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?
What is your favorite battleground? Why?
Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.
Social Questions
How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
from 1-10, a 20., i'm awesome in every way(so far as tanking goes.)
Does .Net suck?
as long as its porn, i don't care.
Whiskey or whisky?
bourbon. or straight rye, bitches.
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Women/Men, Wine, Raiding/Fun, Music
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
i only know java, pascal, and statistical programming :(
What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
i hate instances, syndragosa
Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
Nothing you say or do can offend me, I hope i can offend you, however.
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
No.
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
I bet i can outdo your cynicism, you assholes.
A druid tank eh?
Also, are you a russian spy?
Quote from: Woland on Tue, 2010-04-27 : 01:43
Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
Twenty-five
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Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
I bet i can outdo your cynicism, you assholes.
You have not had the years of bitter expectations come to fruition that some of us have had. Sorry.
[Edited to note that the emphasis was mine.]
Two additional questions for you:
1. Who would win in a fight, a troll or a rogue?
2. Why a troll priest?
Well if you're still wanting to join up after this small taste of the collective and varying vitriol, hit up a guildy when you get transferred and we'll get you an invite man.
Quote from: Acree on Tue, 2010-04-27 : 10:40
A druid tank eh?
Also, are you a russian spy?
Ofcourse he is, he's a bear