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Town Square => Applications => Topic started by: Kiero on Wed, 2010-05-26 : 14:22

Title: oh hai... Mayo delivery!
Post by: Kiero on Wed, 2010-05-26 : 14:22
General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Ryooshi, Hunter, 80

Though, there are many, many other names you'd probably know me as. And, my username is Kiero... which is based on my oldest and longest running Zul'jin persona: Kieromaris.

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Deb/Debbie

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

27, I think. I can't do math, I'm a woman.

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

We've both been on Zul'jin for 5 years. We're like siblings.

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

I just want to hang out and have fun and be snarky.

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?

I was on alliance for most of my Zul'jin career. I spent some time in The Tenth, Shadowfade, Synergy, and Affinity. I spent 4ish years in Rebirth. Rebirth shut down due to attendance issues, so I went to horde with a few of my friends.

What do you want from a guild?

Baked goods.

Can you follow kill order?

Absolutely not. Just ask James.

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?

For the purposes of HDL, we will call me a casual player.


Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

No.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

No.

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?

I can't get any better than I already am. I am willing to give criticism about how bad you are, though.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

Yes, if by DBM, you mean BigWigs.

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?

I play survival because it's easy.

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?

I pick a target, auto shoot, and go afk. AMIDOINGITRITE?

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.

I mindlessly copy other hunters.

What do you think of Gearscore?

Gearscore = Victory


PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

Flag immediately, and probably die shortly after.

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

See previous answer.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

Nutritious and delicious by either description.

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.

You're missing haste and spell pen.


Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?

Let me describe myself through song:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PXO3gKfOUN8

Does .Net suck?

Depends on how much you pay it.

Whiskey or whisky?

Whiskey has an "e" in it.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

Loot, Fun, Loot, Camaraderie, Loot, Music, Loot, Altaholism, Loot, Men, Loot, Wine, Loot, Crafting, Loot, Raiding, Loot, PVP, Loot.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

Yeah, about that....

What is your favorite boss fight?

Mimiron - Firefighter.

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?

I have absolutely no sense of humor.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

Yes.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]?

Baked goods.
Title: Re: oh hai... Mayo delivery!
Post by: Jarelynn on Wed, 2010-05-26 : 15:40
Let's say you're getting a Starbucks for James... (just pretend along here). If you had to choose between Venti White Chocolate Mocha with extra shot, or Venti White Chocolate Mocha with only 1 shot and omgwtf really uber lootz on the side...




... how would you explain the lootz to James?
Title: Re: oh hai... Mayo delivery!
Post by: Kiero on Wed, 2010-05-26 : 16:04
I would keep the loot and give him the coffee. He would never need to know it existed.
Title: Re: oh hai... Mayo delivery!
Post by: Acree on Wed, 2010-05-26 : 17:19
Who would win a fight, a Troll or a Rogue?
Title: Re: oh hai... Mayo delivery!
Post by: Kiero on Wed, 2010-05-26 : 17:22
A troll. Unless the troll is fighting a troll rogue, and then the world implodes.
Title: Re: oh hai... Mayo delivery!
Post by: Vitandus on Thu, 2010-05-27 : 00:16
DENIED, 27 May 2010.

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Title: Re: oh hai... Mayo delivery!
Post by: Kiero on Thu, 2010-05-27 : 00:18
I smell a set up!
Title: Re: oh hai... Mayo delivery!
Post by: Thraice on Thu, 2010-05-27 : 20:00
Invited 27 May 2010.