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Town Square => Applications => Topic started by: Trumaniac on Wed, 2008-12-31 : 03:10

Title: Trumaniac Awesome Priest Application
Post by: Trumaniac on Wed, 2008-12-31 : 03:10
Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Trumaniac, Priest, Shadow for leveling, 68

Player name: Truman

Player age - 30

Where did you hear about [HDL]? One of your member was spamming the trade channel ;)

Why do you want to join [HDL]? I pick up some keywords in your recruiting message, something about casual, raid and boobs.

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving? For the same reason kids leave their parents at one point. That said I was not in a guild.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding? No

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild? Yes

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding? Yes

Addendum, 22 Dec 2008 - we are very full on DPS builds. If you are DPS, you will be on a longer rotation schedule than our tanks and healers.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

3) I would flag myself, pretend I'm about own the gnome, pop up the power shield, and fear his hidden rogue friend nearby (because experienced pvp'er know that gnomes are used as bait by alliance all the time) then I would  dot the rogue, Mind control the gnome and heart him back to his tavern. Return and dot the rogue some more so he can't stealth. Finish him off with 2 slap on the face macro. Hug his corpse (for the achievement) Canibalize him. Then say to the PUG "Sorry I was afk, were where we?"

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

1) There's no I in Team.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

3) what I do to those less skilled than me in pvp.

Does .Net suck? You see, I graduated in Finance, therefore my tech related motto is, there's a right language for each job. If you're so smart, pick the right one, and move on from there. Don't be a hater.

Whiskey or whisky? Gatorade. I do have it in me.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

Fun, Women, Camaraderie, PvP, Raiding, Music, Loot, Crafting, Altaholism, Wine.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

/call tech line, fake a deadline that may affect his pay, ask for a immediate perl script that do the above.

Can you follow kill order? Yes, as well as you can lead kill order.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed? Yes

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons? I'm easy-going and optimistic, hold my hand, I'll get you there.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] Like I said to that chick last week at the bar, come on You sound like my type, and if things dont work out between us, hey we can still be friends.
Title: Re: Trumaniac Awesome Priest Application
Post by: Ethics on Wed, 2008-12-31 : 14:07
i lol'd
Title: Re: Trumaniac Awesome Priest Application
Post by: rhaenyn on Thu, 2009-01-01 : 17:57
You planning on going Holy at 80? We need moar healers :D If not we dont have any Spriests either hehe :)
Title: Re: Trumaniac Awesome Priest Application
Post by: flambe on Thu, 2009-01-01 : 18:08
Either awesome or an epic douchebag. Either way he sounds like one of us.
Title: Re: Trumaniac Awesome Priest Application
Post by: Ethics on Thu, 2009-01-01 : 18:12
Quote from: priestguy on Thu, 2009-01-01 : 18:12
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3) what I do to those less skilled than me in pvp.



this is why he wins
Title: Re: Trumaniac Awesome Priest Application
Post by: Trumaniac on Sat, 2009-01-03 : 12:11
Quote from: rhaenyn on Thu, 2009-01-01 : 17:57
You planning on going Holy at 80? We need moar healers :D If not we dont have any Spriests either hehe :)

Nope I'm planning to go Holy/Disc anyway at 80. Been Shadow since level 10. I have xp with healing raid group as well, I was a healadin for 2 years pre-BC and my former ally guild down every 40-man instance (save the original Naxx) so it's just going back to old shoes for me.

Title: Re: Trumaniac Awesome Priest Application
Post by: Ethics on Sat, 2009-01-03 : 12:47
Quote from: Trumaniac on Sat, 2009-01-03 : 12:11
Quote from: rhaenyn on Thu, 2009-01-01 : 17:57
You planning on going Holy at 80? We need moar healers :D If not we dont have any Spriests either hehe :)

Nope I'm planning to go Holy/Disc anyway at 80. Been Shadow since level 10. I have xp with healing raid group as well, I was a healadin for 2 years pre-BC and my former ally guild down every 40-man instance (save the original Naxx) so it's just going back to old shoes for me.




dont go holy! if you do we're going to have to let HER tank, and we all know what they say about women!
Title: Re: Trumaniac Awesome Priest Application
Post by: rhaenyn on Sat, 2009-01-03 : 18:35
... Fuck you jon :)
Title: Re: Trumaniac Awesome Priest Application
Post by: Vitandus on Sun, 2009-01-04 : 18:59
Invited, 4 Jan 2009.