Applicants to Horde Defense League:
Please copy this application into a new post in this forum and answer the questions in-line. Please note that are no right answers, only wrong ones. A member of [HDL] will contact you both in-game and on-boards for any further information.
Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
StormChaos 71 Forsaken Fire Mage 420+ skinning 420+ enchanting
Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL
Michael - Just call me Storm - everyone does
Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
38
Where did you hear about [HDL]?
/2trade channel spam
Why do you want to join [HDL]?
I am a total newb, I have been playing for 2.5 months and I want to take my gaming experience to the next level
If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?
N/A
Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
I could
If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
I am not ready for a hardcore guild yet
Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
I can commit 2 nights a week.
Addendum, 22 Dec 2008 - we are very full on DPS builds. If you are DPS, you will be on a longer rotation schedule than our tanks and healers.
You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
Well lets be honest.. there is only one course of action that is acceptable here... Death to Gnomes... kill kill kill - kill that little midget... i wouldnt bother the guild unless it escalated into a full scale war... damn it... all this talk... now where did that lil fucker go? ah.. there we go - one less gnome in this world... ah well, back to the PUG.
You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
Didnt I say Death to all gnomes... while i hate those little *bleep dada bleep dada bleep bleeps* I can summon forth self control and just kill one. lol... seriously though... in this case it would depend on what my guildies wanted to do, i know organized events can be tough to organize and run, so i wouldnt create any more Chaos then StormChaos normally does..... I would just go with the flow here.. but i wouldnt mind shooting a fireball up that gnomes ass.
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
To my wife its a drink, to my GF it is a verb ::)
Does .Net suck?
IDK. But I do know Paris Hilton does.
Whiskey or whisky?
Variants
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Fun is always number 1 - and I always thought that women and wine were synonymous with fun - and as if that isnt enough... for some enhanced pleasureyou can occasionally through a bowl of weed into the mix.. but that is another story, i digress... moving on... back to the rankings.. well as it pertains to INGAME I will have to rank them as follows...
Fun, Raiding, PVP, camaraderie, loot, crafting, merlot, women, music and wtf is altaholism???
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
Missing required data to be able to provide the requested solution.
Can you follow kill order?
So long as the Gnome gets it first.
We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
No, but i am sure we can resolve this issue
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
We all start and end somplace.... some people change, learn, grow and move on.. some people let go of their emotions and others bottle their anger up like all you pessimistic cyncial fuckers.. hey... its puff puff pass.. and where did that lil midget gnome go anyway?
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
Ill give you the 100% honest answer. I dont know that i want to join HDL yet. The woman I met from HDL left a pleasent impression on me... I do know i am a newb and I want to take my gaming experience to the next level.. and I also know I am prolly not ready for a hardcore pvp/raiding guild yet.. but i do want to check hdl out and see what it is all about.. and we can always part company as friends if things dont mesh.. embrace change, it takes you places in life you wouldnt have ordinarily gone to on your own. SO.. here I am, changing my game play style from solo to guilds.. i just want to see how it works out
« Last Edit: January 26, 2009, 05:20:03 pm by Kellanon »
I know I'm not a member of HDL, thus my opinion means nothing, but that was a damn fine app.
while we arent a hardcore guild we do expect everyone to bring thier A game to raids. lucky for you we have a really good mage and one thats nothing special so you can learn alot about raiding and what not.
LOL awesome application
Invited Jan 28 2009