Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
-Bromeous 80 Prot PLD
-Morpheious 80 DW DPS DK
Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
-Mike
Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
-29
Where did you hear about [HDL]?
-A nub healer named Faraherde :P
Why do you want to join [HDL]?
-Looking for a fun guild that also raids but isnt over stressed on it.
If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?
-Its my personal guild for my alts.
Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
-Nope school takes up alot of time.
If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Yes
Addendum, 22 Dec 2008 - we are very full on DPS builds. If you are DPS, you will be on a longer rotation schedule than our tanks and healers.
You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
-2, but let pug know that the gnome was too tempting of a target.
You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
-1 or 2 depending.
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
-both :P
Does .Net suck?
-Depends on what youre trying to do with it and if you know what youre doing in the first place.
Whiskey or whisky?
-Guess since im American its Whiskey :p
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
-fun, women, fun, altaholism, fun, camaraderie, umm did I say fun yet?, Grey Goose (whats wine?). music, fun, raiding, crafting, loot, pvp
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
-....sigh
Can you follow kill order?
-umm no? (j/k)
We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
-got omen but not DBM atm. Can install it later tho.
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
Nope but sounds like fun.
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
-Yeah should be interesting :p
He should be immediately invited for the simple reason that he's everything HDL lacks: a paladin tank, a death knight dps, and a guy named Mike all in one!
Alright, so maybe that was a terrible, hurtful lie. He's still a great person and player.
/sincerity
MIKE N I AR FREINDS INVIT PLZ
Invited Feb 16, 2009