Some tips for you if you are coming in to meet your husband at his workplace. (The same holds for a man coming in to meet his wife.)
First off, bathe. Don't show up to your spouse's workplace smelling like a homeless person.
Wear a clean shirt and not one with food stains and holes.
Do not wear sweatpants with holes and stains in the crotch.
Do not wear Crocs. EVER.
Be pleasant. Don't be a screeching banshee.
Don't go into the mini-kitchen, drop coffee grounds all over the floor, and leave it.
Don't walk around telling people how to do their job. I didn't tell you how to shove that sleeve of Oreos into your mouth.
Don't come into [my] office put your feet on my desk and ask me who I am. BTW, when you sit like that, I can see a hole in your crotch surrounded by a disgusting stain leading to a vile set of dirty underwear.
Bathe.
Quote from: Kellanon on Wed, 2009-03-11 : 13:46
Do not wear Crocs. EVER.
This is more of a general guideline for the entire population than for just this situation. Who decided that these were fashionable footware and why have they not collectively died in a fire as of yet?
P.S.
If this really happened to you I'm sure you don't find it that funny, but the I'm laughing very hard at the moment.
I had a crazy ex-girlfriend once .....