Hello from vacation

[Vitandus]

PSA on wearing suntan lotion

[Vitandus]

Japanese girl for Dave!

[flambe]

I need to learn how to say a few things in Japanese.

Hello! You are amazingly beautiful. I would like to see you naked.

Or...

I am a wealthy white man. Do you need a new master?

[wildcard]

I am a horny white man. Do you need a new masturbator?

Fixed.