Matlock app

[matlock]

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Kevroar, Warrior, Arms and Fury, 80

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Chris

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
38

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Sarah (Ishuata) and Sherri (Shamoana)

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
To have fun playing wow again

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?
this toon was in my one man bank guild

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
NO, that would be difficult for me

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
that would be more reasonable to do, so yes, unless life gets in the way, and besides my wife, who  is in the guild would hurt me if I didn't (oh, Sarah would hurt me too)

[WowSherri]

I love my hubby's answers. And if there is already a Chris in the guild he will give up his name and you can all call him Matty.  I love this guild

[Acree]

where's the rest of your app chris?


-Mark

[Skree]

where's the rest of your app chris?


-Mark

yes there are some very important things

whisky vs Whiskey

and how do you feel about gnomes?

                                                                                                                 

[Capuloclavo]

I didn't know Andy Griffith played WoW, that's awesome!  I'd get one of those Gnome helpers to follow me around and name him Opie.

[matlock]

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

Gnomes belong frozen in time in a garden and they make good decorations.

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

a tea bag is something I like to kick.

Does .Net suck?  Yes

Whiskey or whisky?  Jim Bean

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

My wife, WOW, fun, raiding, loot, bacardi

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

Hun What????  Dang engineers


Can you follow kill order?
Who do you want snuffed?


We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?  No but I will soon

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?  Yep

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]  Because MY WIFE SAID SO

[Ethics]

did anything really need to be said other than the last line? i mean cmon we see what sara does to poor dolph

[WowSherri]

That is to funny.  I guess Sara and I have our hubbies trained well.

[flambe]

Invited April 26 2009