Application for Vitello

[Squal]

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Vitello, Druid, Spec 1 - Cat Spec 2 - Bear, 80;
Khah, Shaman, Spec 1 - Elemental Spec 2 - Resto, 80

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Paul (or Squal if there are too many other Pauls in the raid)

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

50

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

Some guy called Nemhain

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

I'm looking to meet a sensitive woman with whom I can take long walks, enjoy candle-lit dinners, and go antiquing 

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?

They're boring

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

Hell no

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Yes

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

Sure

Addendum, 23 February 2008 - we are very full on melee DPS and are at capacity for tanks. We are currently seeking ranged DPS, and will always welcome healers.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

2

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

2, but inform the raid so they can come over and we can kill the little bastard and his guildies that show up over and over again

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

verb and pastime

Does .Net suck?

Yes, yes it does

Whiskey or whisky?

Yes, please

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

Women,
Men, (were those supposed to be one listing?)
Music,
Fun,
Camaraderie,
Raiding,
PVP,
Loot,
Crafting,
Altaholism,
Wine (I realize how vital this is to this guild but it gives me migraines. Hopefully you can overlook this obvious shortcoming)


Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

require 'programmer';
require 'whip';

if not_done {
    programmer = work;
}
else {
    programmer = whip;
}

Can you follow kill order?

Yes, I are smart!

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

yup

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?


"We're home Toto!"

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]

I get off on the abuse

[flambe]

WAAAAHHOOOOO!!!

Find me in game bro!

Aarrgh
Flambe
Hpv
Rohg

[Ethics]

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Paul (or Squal if there are too many other Pauls in the raid)

i will call you cuddlebear

[WowSherri]

I love this answer

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

I'm looking to meet a sensitive woman with whom I can take long walks, enjoy candle-lit dinners, and go antiquing 

[wildcard]

I love this answer

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

I'm looking to meet a sensitive woman with whom I can take long walks, enjoy candle-lit dinners, and go antiquing 

That's because he's so old, everything he owns is an antique.