Sephirin's Application

[Sephirin]

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Sephirin, Mage, DPS, 30

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
R Juice

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

27 yrs old

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Playing with Telis

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
Telis set a great example, im tired of getting my ass kicked on alliance, and the guild members sound like a great bunch to play with!

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
This would be my first horde guild. I belong to an Ally guild also that I have been playing with for a year. Have left several others after they have fallen apart, were too young, or the members were overly dramatic.

What do you want from a guild?
Tight-knit members, members that help each other or recruits willingly, a guild with personality,a guild with humor, one that has fun, and one that wants to be the best.

Can you follow kill order?
Aye

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?

Primarily raid oriented that spends the extra time helping other members or just fucking around with whatever. Would be interested in spending more time PvPing down the road, though.

Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
No
If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Yes
Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
As long as its constructive criticism =)
We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
No, but can get them no problem

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
Primary is DPS as I am powerleveling atm

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
N/A

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
Multiple gear sets for more variety depending on the need of the situation as relayed to me by the person(s) calling the shots. or whatever makes me look attractive


PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

3. slaughter the gnome, let the guild know of its location, tell the group i was attacked and had no choice but to fight, move on to the instance

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

1. but i would secretly wish the gnome a horrible death

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
a verb

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?

battlegrounds, for the strategy

What is your favorite battleground? Why?

havent done all of them yet and havent done one for a while so i cant really say =x

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.

have never been in an arena battle

Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?

i may not be a good chair commander in a raid or what have you but i am selfless, a loyal guildmate, know my strengths, know my class, know how to use it, and im lots of fun to play with. no homo

Does .Net suck?

absolutely?

Whiskey or whisky?
they both MEAN the same thing to me...

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

Fun all the way

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?

dont really have favorites, im too busy trying to stay alive most of the time to pay attention to other details =p

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?

Im offended by people that take offense to me because I'm so offensive

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

im not, but thats fine with me, maybe ill actually look like a decent person in comparison to everyone else! or maybe not

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]

i really want to join now because as suggested above, everybody else is undergeared. it may make me look like a tougher player. and my alliance guild has a no-swearing policy before 11pm.

[Ethics]

how do you feel about dogs and horses?

[Winchcombe]

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
R Juice

I vote YES.

[flambe]

I'm sorry. I can't call you R Juice.

[Winchcombe]

I'm sorry. I can't call you R Juice.

I can't not call him R Juice.  It seems we're at an impasse.

[Kotodama]

5 posts in this thread and I'm already laughing, some kind of record.

[Avaia]

he is a nice guy, i vote yes!!

[Vitandus]

I'm sorry. I can't call you R Juice.

I can't not call him R Juice.  It seems we're at an impasse.

Must I always be the arbiter?

Sephirin, so that there will be peace between these two, you shall know be known as "Drank".

[Ethics]

I'm sorry. I can't call you R Juice.

I can't not call him R Juice.  It seems we're at an impasse.

Must I always be the arbiter?

Sephirin, so that there will be peace between these two, you shall know be known as "Drank".

purpl drank or orng drank, bcuz u know us bruthas luv the purpl drank. that orng shit can gtfo

[Chris/Mags]

I'm sorry. I can't call you R Juice.

I can't not call him R Juice.  It seems we're at an impasse.

Must I always be the arbiter?

Sephirin, so that there will be peace between these two, you shall know be known as "Drank".

purpl drank or orng drank, bcuz u know us bruthas luv the purpl drank. that orng shit can gtfo

Omg... i can't stop laughing!

[Sephirin]

how do you feel about dogs and horses?

i love dogs...i own a beautiful blue pit bull terrier...and horses have great asses if i was a backwood farmer id totally fuck them up the butt

as for the name, you can call me whatever you want =p real name is RJ hence R Juice but OJ, Purpl Juice, whatever is fine. even jungle juice works

[Sephirin]

how do you feel about dogs and horses?

even jungle juice works

sorry to quote my own quote but in case anyone was suspicious i am NOT african

[flambe]

how do you feel about dogs and horses?

even jungle juice works

sorry to quote my own quote but in case anyone was suspicious i am NOT african

That's ok. It's really the Canadians and Mexicans we hate anyway.

Sorry Kyle.

[Vitandus]

That's ok. It's really the Canadians and Mexicans we hate anyway.

Sorry Kyle.

Maybe you do, but I like Daemus and Frosti.

[Frosti]

Thanks Pat! Dave -I am crushed!