Application

[Pronboi]

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Pronboi, Feral DPS/boomkin Tauren druid-80

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Patrick
Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
22

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
Friend IRL is Soggywaffles, aka Daniel. He mentioned to me that i should server transfer.

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
Transfered from a different server and i'm looking for a good/fun guild to be a part of and do things.
What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
Brand new to this server so have no guild experience here. Was on previous server since beginning WoW and was in guilds with roommates/friends.

What do you want from a guild?
People who are smart/fun to do things with

Can you follow kill order?
Most likely, yes i can.
Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
35% Casual 65% raiding.
Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
No

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
This i can do
Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
I would only expect it.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
Both installed yes

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
Primary is feral DPS- only one i play right now. Have built a boomkin balance spec, have gear for him, but never play this talent since i need work with it.

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
Primary- Keep SR up always, Rake and mangle for CP, Shred, TF, Rip if at 5 CP, if Rip is up and at 5 CP, then FB. When clearcast procs, then Shred. And whenever i can i use berserk.
Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
Get gear to best increase my skills/abilities.  gems/enchants best i can find to increase AP/ Agility/ Crit.

What do you think of Gearscore?
GS is good, i like it.

PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
Ignore it
You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
Ignore it
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
Served either hot or cold, but needs sugar for best taste
Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?
Not big on PvP, when i did it was mostly just battlegrounds when i wasnt doing other things.

What is your favorite battleground? Why?
AB
Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.
No comment
Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
moderate, on a scale of 1-10, 7ish or more
Does .Net suck?
No?
Whiskey or whisky?
Whiskey please!
Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Fun, Women/Men, Camaraderie, Raiding, Music, Loot, Wine, Altaholism, PVP,  Crafting.
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
Excuse me?

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
The ones i am doing currently, meaning it doesn't really matter which one. The ones that i dont know the mechanics to, but with help from people i can easily understand and not cause wipes. Oh and the ones where i don't screw it all up usually. AKA i am not a big fan of being the taunting druid in a 3drake zerg of OS where i didn't know what i was doing and got yelled at and i cried a little.... yea

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
Nope
Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
I find this information to be nothing short of great news.
Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
I just want to have fun with WoW, raid some, progess through new content and be with people who enjoy playing the game. Hopefully i can help or learn from the people here and /dance and /hug all my friends! eww, i just wrote that..... i suck. Thanks for your time!

[SoggyWaffles]

He's my roommate who i finally was able to drag here.

Great kisser btw

[Chris/Mags]

Great kisser btw

ORLY?

[Acree]

Mags is all excited now.  Too bad Drunk Joe isn't around right now.

[Chris/Mags]

i find it intriguing that daniel thinks patrick is a good kisser ;)

Roommates, eh?

[Palinore]

I definitely vote yes. We could use a druid dps in G2, especially a boomkin.

[Thraice]

Invited, 06 June 2010.

[Vitandus]

We have two too many Patricks. You shall now be known as Kissy.

[Pronboi]

We have two too many Patricks. You shall now be known as Kissy.

Hmm, lol. Sure i'm fine with that!

[Skippy]

We have two too many Patricks. You shall now be known as Kissy.

Hmm, lol. Sure i'm fine with that!

Mistake!  You'll be known as Kissy forever!  The App stage nickname process can be brutal!  Look what happened to MEEeeeeeee.....