Boombah & Pataraga

Vitandus · Wed, 2010-10-20 : 16:53

Evidently these two have been attempting to troll more than just me. Just to share with you last night's fun - Phillip (Pataraga) passed on that Boombah wanted to know if HDL's vagina hurt as his new guild was 11/12 in ICC. After taunting Pataraga a bit, he said HDL was "the worst guild ever" because the "gm stole everything from the guild bank and gquit" and that caused "Fenix" and someone else to quit.

Now, some of you might not be aware that Pataraga was kicked out of multiple guilds (The Unders, Wir Überfallen, blood petals, The Bleeding) for stealing from their guild banks. When he showed up to HDL, he dropped those items into our guild bank (before we knew the full story.) When he was removed from the guild, he demanded gbank access to get them out - of course, we refused.

You may also not be aware that Pataraga was removed for demanding to be included in raids and getting preferential drop priority. This, despite his sub-1000 DPS in Ulduar, his lousy warlock advice, and his overall general failing. He also tried to play Dave! and I off each other - which is silly, as you don't troll two trolls that are also guild officers.

Boombah is a special case. He keeps telling me and others that Bloodcarver was the "worst healer in BC". I have no idea who he thinks I am, but considering I never healed in BC, that's special. That Bloodcarver didn't exist of any real consequence until Feb 2010, that's a special form of special.

TL;DR: I guess in some way I pissed off both of these guys. I think they're both a bit loose in the head. If you hear me laughing about these idiots, now you know why.

Capuloclavo · Wed, 2010-10-20 : 17:13

So... You DON'T want me to reply on the forum and tell them their mother's screams were a sweet symphony as I chewed her vagina off and swallowed it?

ADDENDUM: Sorry, it's been a long couple of weeks and I'm feeling particularly violent today.

Tarn · Wed, 2010-10-20 : 19:43

lololololol we are bad.

Ian · Wed, 2010-10-20 : 23:47

Quote from: Capuloclavo on Wed, 2010-10-20 : 17:13
So... You DON'T want me to reply on the forum and tell them their mother's screams were a sweet symphony as I chewed her vagina off and swallowed it?

ADDENDUM: Sorry, it's been a long couple of weeks and I'm feeling particularly violent today.

I lol'd

wildcard · Thu, 2010-10-21 : 00:03

Quote from: Capuloclavo on Wed, 2010-10-20 : 17:13
So... You DON'T want me to reply on the forum and tell them their mother's screams were a sweet symphony as I chewed her vagina off and swallowed it?

ADDENDUM: Sorry, it's been a long couple of weeks and I'm feeling particularly violent today.

I'm oddly reminded of the joke punchline, "I don't wanna fuck with anyone who can drink that much beer."

Vitandus · Thu, 2010-10-21 : 13:58

Oh, wow. Pataraga really did only get Lich King 10 man normal kill yesterday. I know now why he was so angry when I was taunting him.

Tessekai · Thu, 2010-10-21 : 17:49

Heyheyheyheyhey...!

I still haven't killed LK yet either...

But that's okay, there's a reason why most people who have killed the LK are males.

/gquit

Kotodama · Fri, 2010-10-22 : 05:22

Quote from: Capuloclavo on Wed, 2010-10-20 : 17:13
So... You DON'T want me to reply on the forum and tell them their mother's screams were a sweet symphony as I chewed her vagina off and swallowed it?

ADDENDUM: Sorry, it's been a long couple of weeks and I'm feeling particularly violent today.

Really Rod? I think that's one of the more tame things you've said... lol

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