Quinley, yes really.

[Quinley]

Character name(s), class(s), and level(s) Quinley - 70, frost mage. Sparrowheart - 70, feral druid. Essah - 70, holy pally. Zulend (I dont' play him) - 70, demonology lock.

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL) Chris

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. 28 and one half.

Where did you hear about [HDL]? I was reading the Zul'Jin forums looking for a guild that stood out.

Why do you want to join [HDL]? I like the idea that you raid two nights a week and want to commit to it. But most importantly I've read your forums and trolled with a few of your members. I like the attitude, the sense of humor, and the fact that you have a good time while getting stuff done.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding? Fuck no.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
Fuck yes.

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding? That I can do.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? Depends on how well I know the people I'm partied with. I like pvp, but I'm not going to drag people I don't know into it. Probably 2, but maybe 1 with the right people.

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? One, with the hopes that the rest of them are right behind me. If they're not then I'm probably going to frostnovarunomg.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb. A verb and a noun! Also a way of life.

Does .Net suck? Orrrrrrrrg(y)

Whiskey or whisky? Tequila! Duh.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Camaraderie, fun, music, altaholism, women, raiding, pvp, loot, altaholism, crafting.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database. No. Won't!

Can you follow kill order? As long as you don't call X a cross, because despite what Blizzard thinks that confuses the hell out of me.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed? Yes.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons? This tells me I will feel 100% at home.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] Because I filled this entire damned thing out and I expect something in return!

[Vitandus]

Thanks for applying, Chris. We'll look for you in-game, and feel free to drop one of us a line to ask any questions before you take the leap.

[Quinley]

Not a problem whatsoever. We actually talked the other night very briefly and you settled any questions I had. The guild I'm in now is just one I share with my wife so when the game comes back up (god knows when that will be) I'll be sure to hit you up. Thanks.

[wildcard]

Dude!  Your pussy rocks!

[Ethics]

Dude!  Your pussy rocks!

agreed, i would like to pat that pussy

[Quinley]

I hate to be the person that wastes your time, but unfortunately I'm going to need to be. My former guild has invited me back and I took their invitation.  You guys are awesome, but I'm sure you can understand how it is to come "home" to a guild. Anyway, thank you very kindly for your consideration. Have a good one!

[Vitandus]

Understood! Good luck.