I'm here, I'm queer, but not really... Mathayus

[Mathayus]

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Mathayus, Druid, Feral Tank, 80

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Lee

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

24

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

Deadmonk/Shawn is a rl friend of mine.

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

I want to raid with a chill group of people and actually have fun doing it.

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?

They dont want to raid.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

Yeah, i can do that, unless I'm drunk, getting some, or both. Then you are on your own.  Although sometimes i still play when i'm drunk.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Yup. Just cuz i can doesn't mean i want to on a strict schedule.

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

Eh, its a bit much...

Addendum, 23 February 2008 - we are very full on melee DPS and are at capacity for tanks. We are currently seeking ranged DPS, and will always welcome healers.

Right now I am specced and geared to tank but I wouldn't mind respeccing to whatever is needed.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

PSH! Definitely 2!! I hate gnomes...

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

I'm gonna kill that fucking gnome.......

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

2... over and over again... :)

Does .Net suck?

ummm... i guess? maybe?

Whiskey or whisky?

Jack Daniels

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

Women, Music, Women, Fun, Women, Alcohol, Boobies, Raiding, Loot, Friends, and Women... did i miss any?

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

I once banged a set of twins. Does that help?

Can you follow kill order?

most of the time

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

I have DBM, I can get Omen.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

Yup

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]

I'll fit in!

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Invited 3/24/09