HDL

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s), attentiondef, rogue, 80.

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL) kyle.

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing. 20.

Where did you hear about [HDL]? i was in hdl a long ass time a go on a fail lowby alt. ive just faction transfered this character and have been trolling for a guild to app to and this is the unfortunate victim.

Why do you want to join [HDL]? so i can cease my existance as a loner horde player get mad professor plums while qqing at people that are hopefully at least half as fawked as i am.

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave? a few months after classic was released i was merged into Immortal Knights where i was a tardcore raider for years, when bc came out the guild exploded and i became inactive for a long time, when wotlk dropped i was in rebirth, not as a raider, but ive been through about all the raids via keyboard+face smashing, blood pressure rising pugs.

What do you want from a guild? world domination, and loot, and pvp partners, no homo

Can you follow kill order?yes

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each? casual raider/pvper. i will raid as often as possible and the rest of the time ill be pvping or running laps around dalaran.


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Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding? yes.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild? no, however i dont give a fuck, ive done more all night, go nowhere raids than i care to mention and i dont intend on subjecting myself to that bullshit again.

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding? yes.

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player? fuck off. yes.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed? yes. although any player who is not capable of raiding effectively without these mods is a fucking moron. shot in the face.

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer? mutilate/deeps? cannibalize i am finding quite entertaining in pvp although it doesnt involve any talents.

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds? ? im a rogue.. ive broken many 2 keys in molten core, you spin me right round, like a record. wowomg.com

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants. random naxx gear, some other epox from other boring ass dragon hunting bullshit raids, ap/hit/expertise.



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PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? 3. id kill his little gnome bitch ass and spawn camp the fucker until he logs off.

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb. my balls in your face

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why? world pvp, much higher capability for harassment and joy.

What is your favorite battleground? Why? southshore/tarren mill pvp, i doubt anyone remembers that so second pick is warsong, cause i got my warsong exalted tabard when you actually needed to be exalted to buy it. and random midfield ganking wins games.

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating. resiliance, crit, ap, hit, orb of deception.


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Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player? god.

Does .Net suck? yes

Whiskey or whisky? screech and black horse. im a newfy bitch.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting. camaraderie, fun, loot, pvp, wine is gai, women, music, raiding, id rather be broke than craft shit, what the fuck is altaholism?

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database. fuck off

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight? deadmines, chromaggus

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics? offended is not the word i would use, all

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons? noobs?

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] i dont really, but i dont have another option atm. keep me posted.

people liked the chromaggus fight??? you fucking masochist.

its not so painful when you dont suck ass, ik downed him on our second attempt with 2x bronze.. time stop iz reeel hard!!

Quote from: attentiondef on Tue, 2009-09-08 : 13:17
its not so painful when you dont suck ass, ik downed him on our second attempt with 2x bronze.. time stop iz reeel hard!!

nothing in bwl was hard, if youre a retard wrangler by proffession