HDL

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Julsi-Shaman-Resto/Elem-80

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Anna

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.
21

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
I have connections of quiet intensity.

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
I'm fairly senile.  It seemed appropriate.

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
The Elite Parlor-left for the fact I was an everlasting bench-warmer.
S.S.O.-meh.  I've quickly lost interest in their dull conversation.

What do you want from a guild?
Your souls.  I suppose I can live with just fun times, though.

Can you follow kill order?
Yup.

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
80% casual, 12% raid, 3.4% PVP, 6.6% random stalking

Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
Not at all.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
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Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Most definitely.

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
I suppose.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
Indeed.

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
Restoration/Elelmental.  I prefer healing.

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
When things start to die, save them.  When things aren't dying, kill them better.

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
I pick up gear when I can, where I can, if I need it.  Gems and enchants are suggestions from other players.


PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
2

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
2

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
All of the above.

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?
No preference at all.

What is your favorite battleground? Why?
Pssh.  Alterac Valley.  It's pretty. And so ends my interest in BG's.

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.
Winning.

Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
Fine and dandy.  I get through things.

Does .Net suck?
Only on Tuesday afternoons.

Whiskey or whisky?
Yes, please.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Fun, Camaraderie, Women/Men, Altoholism, Raiding, Wine, Music, Loot, PVP, Crafting.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
You're funny.

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
I like UK, UP, and CoS.  Boss fight: pretty ones

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
Nope.  Buttons?  Where?  I like buttons!!!

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
Quite.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
I'm mad.  Case and point.

Quote from: Julsi on Sun, 2009-11-29 : 21:16
Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
You're funny.

She knows the difference between possessive and a contraction.  GUILD HER NOW!

she told me skippy has a 19 inch dick, which means she likes horses...

Quote from: tulion on Sun, 2009-11-29 : 21:50
she told me skippy has a 19 inch dick, which means she likes horses...

It's true.

What is this I don't even

Quote from: Skippy on Mon, 2009-11-30 : 00:27
What is this I don't even

You don't have to be so modest amongst your admirers.

Quote from: tulion on Sun, 2009-11-29 : 21:50
she told me skippy has a 19 inch dick, which means she likes horses...

Skippy... well.. hi there ;)

Quote from: tulion on Sun, 2009-11-29 : 21:50
she told me skippy has a 19 inch dick, which means she likes horses...

He seems to pass out a lot around me...

Quote from: Julsi on Tue, 2009-12-01 : 21:04
He seems to pass out a lot around me...

:ttuwp:

Happy?  I am.

do you take this beast from behind?? because :

:ttuwp: :whackit: :doglove:

No, I like to see the goat I'm doing, thanks.  I like to pull their ears.  The picture is proof that at least I give good goat fucks.

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