HDL

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s) Camar 80 DK

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL) Mike or Iowa

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing. 20

Where did you hear about [HDL]? Used to be in HDL

Why do you want to join [HDL]? I miss you guys

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave? I was going through a hard time in life

What do you want from a guild? Fun?

Can you follow kill order? Indeed

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
50 50 50?

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Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding? no

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?  I know

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding? yes

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player? I need it

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed? yup

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?  Frost dps, blood tank

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds? I need help with that

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.

???

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PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
3 /dance
You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
2 or 3 /dance
A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
2 a verb
Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? kinda

What is your favorite battleground? Why?  WSG and no idea

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.
>.<

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Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
Bad
Does .Net suck?
yes
Whiskey or whisky? Whiskey

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting. Fun and women

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database. never could figure this one out

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight? All of them

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics? Nope

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons? OH YEAH

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] If ya guys want me back

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