HDL

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Tinsle 80 S.Priest
Aerohz 68 BM Hunter

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)
Ashley

Player age - 20

Where did you hear about [HDL]? I've been around since Vanilla on characters such as Seuqcaja and Jyelhsa. Dunno if anyone knows them. I took a long break to get my stuff in order at college and now I'm back for some casual light play.

Why do you want to join [HDL]? HDL has been a round a long time and seem like a kind of laid back guild. You seem like a fun and sincere group.

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?
Hexed, Spirit of the Horde, The Restless, EpiK PhaiL
All of the guilds I have been in I only left because they died. I'm a long-timer through and through.

What do you want from a guild?
Basically what I want in a guild is a group of people I can talk and joke with. People that are easy-going and know how to laugh when stupid stuff happens. I don't like being super-serial.

Can you follow kill order?
99% of the time I follow the kill order 100% of the time

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
I'm primarily a casual player and spend most of my time on my alt, Aerohz. I don't mind raiding on nights when I'm free and you need me and I'm always willing to switch gears if you really need a healer for a bit. However, I do realize that my main focus is on school and I will not clog up raid spot for people who consistently show and perform.

Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
Nah.

If you answered "Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
HDL?! WTF....I thought I was apping to Blood Reign.

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
Probably not right now. In the future it's a definitely possibility but right now I'm looking mostly for the chatter.

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
Yes.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
I can, I just restarted playing yesterday so if I wind up raiding I can make sure they are installed.

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
Primary - Shadow
Secondary - Holy
I prefer Shadow but Will be whatever you need me to.

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
Ummm, I don't really have one right now....I haven't played my priest in about 6 months.

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
Gear right now is set to put her at 289 hit and then run up my int and SP.

What do you think of Gearscore?
Ummm well, It seems nice but I don't really think it's my type. On our first date he burped right at the dinner table. So embarrassing.
In all seriousness though....I have no idea what that is =(

PVP Questions -  I am a shadow priest that does not PvP. Yes, I am ashamed, thank you for asking.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.


Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player? Right now? A 6. When I'm on my game and really into the raiding aspect? A 9, I do what I need to do, always show up prepared, review my performances and make sure I'm tweaking my rotations. You can always expect some type of improvement from me.

Does .Net suck? ....Uhhhhh. If you think it does then Yes, .net sucks! If you think it's awesome, then No.

Whiskey or whisky?
Whiskey but mostly vodka.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.

Fun/Camaraderie, wine, men, wine, altaholism, wine, music, wine, crafting, raiding, Wine, loot, wine, A million other things, clubbing an adorable baby seal, eating a baby, watching jerry springer, PvP


Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
Actually, I misplaced my doohickey to make that all work. Can you do it for me?

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
Hmmmmm I would probably have to go with VH because it's different every time. As for boss fights I don't really think I have a favorite, depends on who's dropping my lootzzzz. Or not.

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
Hm, I don't feel easily offended? Do I look easily offended? WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT?!

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
That's why I'm here.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL].
Well, the way your players interact remind me A LOT of my old guilds. You're funny and enjoy race jokes and honestly, every good guild runs on race jokes. Plus, when I spoke to Goull earlier today he was really nice and its nice to finally not have an officer talking to me like I bother them when I ask for website information. =)

Also, I'd like to point out the I'm a Sagittarius and HATE long walks on the beach.
Thanks!

Let's see if I can do this without any input from anyone else...

Who would win in a fight, a troll or a rogue?

What are your opinions of dogs and horses?

If you had the opportunity to smoke pot with dinosaurs would you? (New mandatory question fellas, I have spoken)

(And as a twist on an old favorite for a fallen comrade) Can we get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry?

Feel free to answer any or none of these additional questions, and if after this you're still interested, feel free to hit up a guildy in game and we'll get you an invite  ;)

Quote from: Jyelhsa on Wed, 2010-04-28 : 21:21Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
Actually, I misplaced my doohickey to make that all work. Can you do it for me?

Unfortunately the applicant must complete this step on their own.

Quote from: Ian on Wed, 2010-04-28 : 23:30
Let's see if I can do this without any input from anyone else...

Who would win in a fight, a troll or a rogue?
A troll, specifically buttwormz.

What are your opinions of dogs and horses?
Dogs are nice, but a lot of work and Horses are pretty interesting, One time I rode one.

If you had the opportunity to smoke pot with dinosaurs would you? (New mandatory question fellas, I have spoken)
Probably not, for fear of being stepped on. If it was a small dinosaur then...maybe.

(And as a twist on an old favorite for a fallen comrade) Can we get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry?
I never saw Jurassic Park, is that a deal breaker?



Thanks guys and when my doohickey is fixed I'll make sure to get on that for you. =)

Quote from: Jyelhsa on Thu, 2010-04-29 : 08:11
(And as a twist on an old favorite for a fallen comrade) Can we get Jurassic Park back online without Dennis Nedry?
I never saw Jurassic Park, is that a deal breaker?

Hmmm.... Normally this might constitute a deal breaker, but you did admit to riding a horse once, and in the spirit of that question you've passed with flying colors  :P

yay, more female guildies!!!!  ;D

Invited 4/29/2010.