HDL

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)
Fresh 80 Marksman Hunter with VICIOUS Pet Pig 

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Tom

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

31 (that's a lie 41 really though)

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

From Julsi, one of your members

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

Well two reasons,
a) your members, from what I have experienced so far, are just the right amount of dysfunctional.
b) I have impeccable timing for "that's what she said" jokes so will try and make vent a bit more entertaining.

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave?

[HDL] Is the first guild I am applying to/for.

What do you want from a guild?

Tears of laughter.

Can you follow kill order?

Sure can!

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each?
66% Casual, 40% Raiding, 25 % PvP and 60% Lurking in shadows
The sum of the parts is greater than whole.
Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
Neative, I have a dog.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
That i can do.

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player?
I actually expect it.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

Affirmative

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer?
Marksman.
No secondary

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds?
Your usual suspects:
Marksman Mark
Serpent Sting
Chimera Shot
Aimed shot
maybe another one which i forget and near the end spam Kill shot couple of times.

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants.
I'm capped for Hit-chance so i'm essentially piling up Agility and attackpower

What do you think of Gearscore?
Don't use gerascore. For myself I use Elitist Group


PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

Feed him to my VICIOUS Pig (Unless I was SUPER late for raid)

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

Dance on his corpse (time permitting)

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
A verb often preceded by a WICKED game of Mazola Twister

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why?
PvP is take it or leave it, but I have mostly engaged in Battlegrounds as i was leveling up. It would be interesting to try it with a group while using vent and coordination.

What is your favorite battleground? Why?
It would have to be that first date, everything is decided on the first date.

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating.

Resilience, Hit Rating, Critical Strike and Attack/ Spell power

Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player?
Dead Sexy

Does .Net suck?
Only if you're lucky!

Whiskey or whisky?
Red Wine.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
Fun, Camaraderie, Wine Woman (these are all VERY close in rankings), raiding, red wine, Music more friends, and good times all around.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
Perl ?!?!? bah so 80s

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight?
Everything BUT Oculus

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics?
I am not easily offended, BUT i have zero tolerance for religions.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
Well, in that case i should be a shoe in!

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
Because i heard that you could never have too much fun!

As a Marksman hunter, which is bettr: rifles or bows?

Which ever brings the foe down to their knees faster!!

Quote from: Dr.Who on Sat, 2010-05-15 : 11:27
b) I have impeccable timing for "that's what she said" jokes so will try and make vent a bit more entertaining.

Excellent.... excellent.....

Quote from: Dr.Who on Sat, 2010-05-15 : 11:27
Where did you hear about [HDL]?

From Julsi, one of your members

Uh oh...

also,

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Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
Neative, I have a dog.

This, I find hilarious for some reason, but can completely respect.

Finally, since we already know your feelings on dogs, what are your feelings on horses?

Hmm horse hugh...well I am going to leave my answer wide open, and resort to author Tom Robbins to sum it up. In his book "Even Cow Girls Get The Blues" he equates horses to "2000 lbs vibrators"....

Giving this a bump for people to look at more.

Tom - find one of us online for your ginvite.

Invited 27 May 2010.