HDL

General Info

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s) Tevako, Paly, Tank/Holy (levelling as Ret), 12 at time of app.

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL) Jeff

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing. 37

Where did you hear about [HDL]? Magicop

Why do you want to join [HDL]? Cause he said you guys were cool and stuff.

What is your guild membership history? Why did you leave or want to leave? New to this server.

What do you want from a guild? Chatter, friendship, help when needed, Guild dungeon runs.

Can you follow kill order? Skull X Square.....DONT ATTACK MOON!

Are you a Casual player, Raiding oriented player, or a PvP oriented player?  If you think you are a combination of any of those, what percentage of time would you spend on each? 80% Casual, 20% Raid. Dash of PVP with the right mood.

Raiding Questions

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding? No.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild? Wut?

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding? Possibly.

Are you willing to take/accept criticism to make you a better player? Yep

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed? Always

What is your primary and secondary talent build? Which do you prefer? Whatever the guild needs. Tank for insta-queues tho if I have to answer.

What is your rotation for your primary and secondary builds? Huh?

Explain your gear choices, including gems and enchants. Research and use current best theorized options.

What do you think of Gearscore? A useful guide, but unable to determine skill.


PVP Questions

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? 1

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? 3 ask guild group if they want to have some fun gnome punting

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb. 3) Something you shout as you perform the verb above is also a correct answer.

Do you prefer Battlegrounds, Arenas, or World PVP? Why? All can be fun with a good group.

What is your favorite battleground? Why?

Rank in important to stack for an Arena battle: Resilience, Attack Power/Spell Power, Critical Strike, Hit Rating. Res crit ap .......... whats hit rating doing in a pvp question?

Social Questions

How would you rate yourself as a World of Warcraft player? Above average.

Does .Net suck? Yes.

Whiskey or whisky? Dont drink but the correct answer is Goldschlager.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting. Women, Fun, Camaraderie, Loot, Music, Raiding, PVP, Crafting, Altaholism, Wine.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database. No.

What is your favorite instance? What is your favorite boss fight? All the Cata ones seem cool so far. Im afraid of heroics for first time in a while.

Are you easily offended? Is your hot button race, religion, sex, or politics? LOL

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons? Yes.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] Cause I need to feel better about myself.

Invited 1/10/11

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