HDL

Skritch   | Priest  | Shadow  | 70
Scratcher | Warrior | Defense | 67

Player: Bob Loblaw

Player age - 36

Where did you hear about [HDL]?
* Snique, Flambe and Nemhain. I was in the original HDL. I took a few years hiatus to do less important things.

Why do you want to join [HDL]?
* RL friends and old WOW friends are members. I'm newly returned to the game, and have no where else I'd rather go.

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?
* Not in a guild.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?
* I doubt it. When a hobby becomes a job, I get disinterested.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?
* NA.

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?
* Can do.

Addendum, 22 Dec 2008 - we are very full on DPS builds. If you are DPS, you will be on a longer rotation schedule than our tanks and healers.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
* 1, unless I remembered to bring condoms.

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?
* 3, I'd follow the concensus of the group, unless I forgot to bring condoms.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.
* What I did to Snique last night. Next time he gets the gorilla mask.

Does .Net suck?
* rm -r .Net

Whiskey or whisky?
* WhisKKKKEEEEEY http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QBIGQuqv-uI&feature=related

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.
* Fun,  Camaraderie, Wine, Women, Music, Raiding, Loot, PVP, Altaholism

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.
* add-hook 'script-setup-hook 'bitemyass

Can you follow kill order?
* Yep.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?
* No, but I will by day's end.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?
* My people.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]
* I miss the game, and the people associated with it. I'm looking forward to exploring the new content with old friends.

Invited.