HDL

Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s)

Goull, Priest 80

Disc/Holy 57/14 (PvE Healing)

Shadow/Disc  58/13 (PvE Shadow)

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL)

Joe Joseph, since there is already another Joe.

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing.

27

Where did you hear about [HDL]?

Zul'Jin Realm Forum

Why do you want to join [HDL]?

I want to be part of a mature guild that likes to raid but that doesn't take itself too seriously.

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?

We were mostly a friends (or friend of a friend) type guild that was doing a little raiding.  We lost a few people and we really weren't in a position to recruit.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding?

No, thank you.

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild?

I didn't answer yes, try to pay more attention. 

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding?

Yes, 2 is ideal.

Addendum, 23 February 2008 - we are very full on melee DPS and are at capacity for tanks. We are currently seeking ranged DPS, and will always welcome healers.

This is not a question, so my answer is banana.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

(3) Wait and cross my fingers that someone else attacks first, try to heal them while they kill the gnome, and then get one-shotted by a deathknight.

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take?

(3) Try to coax my fellow guild members into attacking and probably proceed with the results from the previous question. 

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb.

(2) <Insert funny joke here>

Does .Net suck?

Literally, metaphorically, or for money?


Whiskey or whisky?

Whiskey.  What a neat question!

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting.


Fun, Women, Camaraderie, Raiding, Loot, PVP, Crafting, Wine, Music, Altaholism

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database.

Cut and paste into Google, click "I'm Feeling Lucky".

Can you follow kill order?

I can and will.

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed?

I do.

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons?

I'm counting on it.

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL]

So I can feel better about myself knowing just how amazing I am compared to everyone else (except you dear reader, you're tops in my book).

its good you already know im tops. i have to pound that into so many new recruits heads.

Invited 17 May 2009