HDL

Applicants to Horde Defense League:


Character name(s), class(s), build(s), and level(s) Palyth, Warlock, Aff, 80

Player name (We operate on a first name basis in HDL) Mark

Player age - [HDL] guild and Ventrilo chatter is for mature audiences only. If you are not 18+, you will need to be sponsored by a guild member in good standing. 28

Where did you hear about [HDL]? Goull and Lumara

Why do you want to join [HDL]? I am currently stalking goull in an attempt to make him go insane and commit himself to a hospital.

If you are in a guild, why are you leaving?They need too much hand holding and coddling to advance in raid progression.

Will you dedicate 5 days a week to raiding? no

If you answered ""Yes" to the question above, are you aware that [HDL] is not a hard core raiding guild? yes

Will you dedicate 2 nights a week to raiding? yes

Addendum, 23 February 2008 - we are very full on melee DPS and are at capacity for tanks. We are currently seeking ranged DPS, and will always welcome healers.

You are headed to run an instance with non-guildies when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find. flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the PUG to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? 2) proceed to hold off his friends with fear spells and life drains until guild back arrives.

You are headed to an instance with the guild when you spot a flagged gnome. What is the proper course of action: 1) Ignore the gnome and head to the instance, 2) Send a message to the guild of your find, flag immediately, and kill the gnome, leaving the group to wait, or 3) neither. If you selected 3, what course of action would you take? 2) with less fear and more killing.

A tea bag is 1) a small porous bag containing tea leaves or powdered tea, onto which boiling water is poured in order to make a drink of tea, or 2) a verb. 3) all of the above.

Does .Net suck? no

Whiskey or whisky? Where whiskey is the nector of the gods, whisky is immoral and wrong.

Rank in importance to you: Raiding, Fun, PVP, Loot, Camaraderie, Wine, Women/Men, Music, Altaholism, Crafting. Wine, fun, Women, raiding, loot, music, everything else.

Please provide a perl script that will sort a CSV file by first column, then second, and then insert into a mysql database. perl is a waste of time.

Can you follow kill order? yes

We do require Omen and Deadly Boss Mods. Do you have these installed? yes

Are you aware the [HDL] is largely a collection of angry and cynical players and under-geared toons? yes

Really? Why do you still want to join [HDL] I would like a group of people that are fun and progression without raiding 5 nights a week.

my only question is are you terrible? if so you'll fit right in with our current warlocks. if not then show chuck theres more than just the seed of coruption spell.

Hey now, Skree is a pretty good warlock.

I'm not sure having another Mark around is such a good plan.  Maybe if he changes his name...quick, someone think of a good nickname!


-Mark

Quote from: Kellanon on Mon, 2009-05-18 : 11:48
Hey now, Skree is a pretty good warlock.

if you tell him that its just going to be another chuck, its good to break his will now.

Quote from: Acree on Mon, 2009-05-18 : 12:28
I'm not sure having another Mark around is such a good plan.  Maybe if he changes his name...quick, someone think of a good nickname!


-Mark

How about...Marq!

Invited!